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The Skydiver

  Author:  52489  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/6/2003 4:27:00 PM)
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A skydiver jumped out of a plane, enjoyed the free-fall, and at about 5,000 feet he pulled his D-ring. Nothing happened.

In a panic, he yanked on the ring for the emergency parachute. Again, nothing happened.

Falling faster and faster he was shocked to see a woman rising up from the ground. "Do you know anything about parachutes?" he asked as he flashed past.

"No!" she shouted, "Do you know anything about gas ovens?"

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Date: 6/6/2003 5:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 62184    Lol that's great! ~EndlessDreamer~  
Date: 6/6/2003 5:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 62176    What happen to the skydiver?  
Date: 6/6/2003 6:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    LOL! Took me a while to get it, I'm a little slow today   

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