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Reasons why Avril Lavigne sucks

  Author:  61013  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/6/2003 9:15:00 AM)
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1. she claims to play guitar, but she just uses it as a prop... she only plays it in one song on her album. On the complicated video, you see her playin tha guitar for half the song, and yet, the credits on the cd say it was not her playing tha guitar for that song! also.... if you look closely, you can see that she is only playin a G5 chord, and the music sheets for that song (Click here to see them) there are none in the song, at all!

2. HER CLOTHES!!!! mainly the tie thing, she claims to be original with the whole outfit, and i have seen many stars wearing ties, ages b4 avril did!

3. Her disrespect for other artists... how can she say that stuff about michelle branch, pink, and HEAPS of otherz? she is really gonna get her butt kicked sumday!

4. Her songs.... they sound far from punk rock.... they sound so much like pop! i dont see how she can claim them to be punk, complicated sounds more like a country type song than rock.

5. The lyrics, she doesn't write them... she co-writes them... which means, she could've just thrown 3 words into the writing process, and they would have to put "co-written by avril lavigne" on the album! "In this past year I've really grown as a writer; Complicated wasn't written about anyone in particular. It is basically about life, people being fake and relationships." yes... now, instead of puttin 2 lines into tha song... you can put three... very good avril, now go get ur sesame street puzzle, u know ... tha one with 6 pieces.... "I'm just coming out and I'm going to clearly be myself-I write what I feel, I never worry what others think, " obviously u r a person without feelings, since u dont write....

and that...for now... concludes my reasons that i dont like avril!

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Date: 6/6/2003 9:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao! yeah she does suck. i WILL NOT listen to her. as soon as she comes on the radio or t.v. i change it. huggs shay  
Date: 6/6/2003 9:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 4887    *shrugs* i like her songs. so who cares.  
Date: 6/6/2003 9:20:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    thank yall so much.  
Date: 6/6/2003 9:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 58268    i hate her...i hate her more than curdled milk......and i hate that like Saddam hates America...yeah...  
Date: 6/6/2003 9:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 15228    I don't see where the "punk" label comes from either. Her stuff seems to be pure pop, not that that's a bad thing.  
Date: 6/6/2003 9:56:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    yeah me I place her and her music in the Poser catigory  
Date: 6/6/2003 10:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 58454    She more than a poser, she's a wanna be poser who can't sing, dresses stupid, and can't play the guitar for anything.  
Date: 6/6/2003 10:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 38683    Even though...I still like her! lol Sorry. :P  
Date: 6/6/2003 10:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 53549    eh..shes okay her singing is good but her music could be better... shes okay to listen to but there are other people that are better..  
Date: 6/6/2003 10:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 6915    great post:0) I hate avril too, I think shes a whiny lil kid.....thats how she comes across to me. and her performances suck! i saw her in one and she stood there the whole time looking at the ground  
Date: 6/6/2003 10:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 58454    the only cool person in her alledged band is EVAN he is so fine. And he can play the guitar. That is what makes me so mad that she has a band, and they do sing, but what is the C.D. Called her name like she's really any good, I sing her songs better live than she does  
Date: 6/6/2003 12:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    thank you.  
Date: 6/6/2003 12:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 4887    Well, at least she's making tons of money over something she's not. So stop hatin'.  
Date: 6/6/2003 1:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 36901    I don't care for her at all. I base that on how she treats people. She talks trash about so many people and treats them like crap. I read one interview with her in Entertainment Weekly where she was bragging about having thrown food on the person who interviewed her just because she realized he'd interviewed her once before. She said some horrible things to him too, but I can't post them here.  
Date: 6/6/2003 1:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 62060    Shouldnt this be in more of a true facts - type catagory?  
Date: 6/6/2003 1:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    I didnt know what to put this in so I put it under humor.  
Date: 6/6/2003 3:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 36766    I can't stand her, she's a lil too snobby for me...I only like 2 of her songs, Complicated and Losing Grip...if she is talking trash about P!nk, she needs to watch herself, I think P!nk would hurt her bad lol  
Date: 6/7/2003 11:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 59897    HA! HA! Im not gonna sit here and talk about how much I dislike her cause it would take forever so Im just gonna say this is very well written and true! Soey  
Date: 6/7/2003 12:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 54406    I TOTALLY agree with you, plus she sounds horrible live and just stands in one spot on the stage! Good post,  
Date: 6/7/2003 12:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 54406    She IS a poser  
Date: 6/7/2003 12:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 54406    Have you heard her talk? she sounds like a stoner!  
Date: 6/7/2003 12:11:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    yeah on mtv she said she likes to go nuts on stage and she is just a punk chick.  
Date: 6/9/2003 12:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 62066    She sucks. Reeeeeeeeeeeealy bad.  
Date: 7/1/2003 9:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 59796    i kinda like her songs tho  
Date: 7/20/2003 5:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 33531    If she EVER says anything bad about or discredits Michelle Branch, she has a death wish! Michelle branch is 100X more talented then she'll EVER be.  
Date: 7/21/2003 7:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 51070    The main reason why I despise her is because she says one thing and then goes and says that she never said that. She's not punk - her songs are so pop. She easily fits into the bubblegum-manufactured-pop group. (looks at watch) Her fifteen minutes are close to up, no?  
Date: 8/31/2003 4:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    Well, i like her either way, Shes her own person, she doesnt copy anyone, shes only 17, shes a kid...I make fun of Michelle branch, pink, LOADS more...who cares? She is talented...thats wat i think. And i like her personality, she doesnt care wat other ppl think...I dont care wat other ppl think about me, does that make me a person with no feelings...She CRIED on stage infront of millions of ppl when she heard her grandfather died, does THAT make her a person with no feelings? one more thing, Your making fun of her the same way she makes fun of britney, pink...etc...  
Date: 8/31/2003 4:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    She said herself that her first album was PoP...She said it...her next album will be more rocknroll..thats wat she said...And i like her, so who cares?
  
Date: 8/31/2003 4:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    Im sooo with dina! hate her..just dont write these posts coz there r people in here who do like her...its not like Pink's any good...  
Date: 3/20/2004 12:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 62599    Hehehe, its kinda funny watching pop and punk argue with eachother while rock n roll is so much better...  
Date: 3/20/2004 2:57:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61013    Lol and i'm sorry if i offended anyone with this post I made.  

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