USM Gets Pickled...PT 4...PrivateLady

PART 4

Back in the woods. Rusure and FirstBorn are sitting around the still. Drinking from mason jars.

Rusure---"FirstBorn, Where have you been? We haven't seen you around in ages. I really miss you standing on the corner quoting the scriptures when I come into town."

FirstBorn--- I just went into hiding for a little while. My Granddaughter Telsha was driving me nuts with all the messes she gets herself into! I needed a break!!!!

Rusure---Well, she IS PrivateLadys Daughter!

FirstBorn raising her mason jar says, "I HEARD THAT!!" and they both started laughing.

Just then the two very white and very naked forms of space Case and Moongirl come running by them.

FB looks at Rusure and slurs---"Did shoo she that?????"

Rusure---Nope, dipn't thee a shring."

FB--": Me either!"



Capitol and Privateman come running through the woods right on the tails of Space Case and MoonGirl. Just barely noticing FB and Rusure sitting there. Cap Hollers, "Stop or I'll shoot!" fumbling with his gun in his holster. Then shoots himself in the foot.

When Privateman finally catches up, he asks Cap "Did you get them?" "Heck no I didnt get them!" Cap said as he hobbled around on one foot. "Get me to the hospital. QUICK!!!"

"Oh FART, You shot your foot again?" asked PM snickering to himself the whole way.



Moongirl and Space Case make it to the alley behind the USM Apartments. "Whew, that was close!!!! " exlaimed Space case.

"Your not kidding!" said Moongirl, "But what do we do now???? "

Space Case looks around and sees a dark apartment with the window open. She says to her daughter, "Lets go in there and see if we can get something to cover up with."

"OK," says MG.



Meanwhile back at the lab.

Becky and Zayden come out of hiding. Becky, trembling,looks at Zayden and asks, "Did you see them creatures????"

"Yeah," said zayden. "But did you see how great they looked after they ate them pickles? Very well endowed indeed."

Becky glared hard at zayden. Then looking down at herself she thinks, I want one of them pickles!!! She tells Zayden "I think we should try one of the pickles."

Zayden says, "what for? I dont want them things."

Becky glared at him again and then busted out laughing. Then she says in a serious tone. "Well, I do want them. Lets find something to bust this lock with."

to be continued....

Created and written by PrivateLady

Special Thanks to Kysta for editing and helping..:)

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