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USM Gets Pickled..pt1..by PrivateLady.....

  Author:  32070  Category:(USM Events) Created:(6/4/2003 7:13:00 PM)
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It was a hot summer night in the land of usm. Hey Larry was sitting in his yard on his lounge chair, just chillin' and drinking his beer. When all of the sudden he hears this loud explosion and then sees a very bright light coming from behind the pickle factory that he owns with his partner Kysta. He picks up his cell phone and dials the factory's number.

"Hello, Chilly Dilly Pickle Factory..Kysta speaking. How may I help you?"

"Kysta, What happened at the plant" asked HL. "You weren't experimenting with the pickle toaster again, were you????

"NO"! said Kysta stifling the laughter. "Why do you ask" ?

HL--- "I heard a loud explosion, then saw a blinding white light coming from that area, looked like it came from the factory or behind it".

Kysta- "I heard that too, but it's probably just Rusure messing around with that old still mill of hers. I'll go take a look."

HL-- "NO, dont do that, you know that woman is meaner then a junk yard dog. Especially when she gets to sampling the goods!!! Just call the police station and have Capitol and Privateman come out there and check things out".

Kysta- "OK, but you sure you really want them two bumbling fools poking around out here? You never know what they are liable to STUMBLE onto! "

HL- "Just call them and I'll be there as fast as I can."

To be continued......

Created and written by PrivateLady Special Thanks to Kysta for editing and helping..:)

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Date: 6/4/2003 7:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    LMBO!!!!! & yet bites nails!  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 30986    I LOVE IT!!! You are doing a great job with this. Can't wait for the other parts.  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 60018    Utt ohh! Lol this looks like fun!  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 30986    I love my pickle factory! Does happy dance, even better than a pickle patch, LOL!  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:20:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    yeah MG, you keep biting them nails. Your in part 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 hahaha :P Thank you Kysta, you'll be gettingthe other parts later. lol @ PB. I even had fun writing this... LMAO @ KYSTA!!!!....  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:21:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    Kysta, the pickle patch comes later. *smiles*  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 30986    Hey, don't be laughing. You can produce pickles in a factory faster than you can grow the darn things, LOL! Buy cucumbers from a supplier, pop them in a machine and POOF, out pops a lifetime supply of pickles, I'm in HEAVEN!! LOL!  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    LMAO!!!!  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    Just remember PL it was alll Becky's fault!  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    LMAO! ooooooh, The pickle factory is in a huge pickle this time.. lmao :P Hurry with part two PL   
Date: 6/4/2003 7:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    yeah, well Becky really gets hers eventually as well as toodles!!!! hahaha  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    ROFLMAO @ kysta  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    Hehehehehee! Gawd!  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 22852    OMG.. ROFLMAO, Amanda.. Pickle factory in a pickle? LOL Hey Kysta, run quick and get that shine.. you can hide it at Jeanies house..LOL  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    Yep Storm, that must be one big pickle with the whole factory in it, eh? LMAO...*winks*  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 22852    Well Amanda, you know Kysta and how she likes her pickles.. ROFLMAO  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    LMAO!!! Amanda, I kNEW you would like this LOL...I might post part 2 soon since storm has to go to bed soon....  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 22852    Yeah Patti, hurry the Dr. said I will be in the hospital Thursday and friday! So I won't get to read anything on the computer until Sunday or monday.. LOL  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    I just hope it's Toodles that is neked!! Lmbo!  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:40:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    ok storm I'll post part 2 just for you......  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:40:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    *smiles* @ MG....  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 22852    What Toodles Nekked?.. OMG! ROFLMAO  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    Roflmao Storm... that she does, but she also has the toaster to fit them.... LLMAO!  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 31255    LOL it was only a matter of time before a story involving pickles came out... Make sure to include the hemmoroid creme and plugs when you get the chance. I bet Kysta could use some   
Date: 6/4/2003 7:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 31255    What kind of story are you reading MG? Toodles is never nakid. She owns too many clothes and has too many closets to go through to ever be nakid. Get it straight woman!  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    LMAo... toodles, But Pl is the one writing this one... She may start sneaking and stealing all her clothes back from ya.. lol  
Date: 6/4/2003 7:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    This is so funny and good! What's a pickle toaster. LOL.  
Date: 6/4/2003 8:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 31255    No one will believe her. Just because she has the ink doesn't mean she has the power   
Date: 6/4/2003 8:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    Lmbo @ Toodles!  
Date: 6/4/2003 8:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    LMAO Toodles...... Good point   
Date: 6/4/2003 8:10:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    ahhh Toodles. my lil turd. You DO get yours in this, but not for awhile yet. *snickers*...  
Date: 6/4/2003 8:11:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    Thank you so much Penny!!!  
Date: 6/4/2003 8:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 31255    LOL PL bring it on! Just remember whatever you dish out I can give back to you double! And YOU know what I mean!  
Date: 6/4/2003 8:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    well you just be on the look out for them plugs and a few of your aunties ok Toodles???? *snickers*.....  
Date: 6/4/2003 9:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 41708    Pickles and USM... Sounds like a good combo to me! Lol!  
Date: 6/4/2003 9:05:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    LOL..Thank you Alpha Zero.....  
Date: 6/4/2003 9:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 12341    LOL! It is great so far, I can't wait to see where this goes!  
Date: 6/4/2003 9:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    Thank you Shadow Ghost. I think you'll like where it goes......  
Date: 6/4/2003 9:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    great start...why do I feel a sudden apprehension about the next part??  
Date: 6/4/2003 10:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 3125    LOL PL..I love it!! Didn't know ya had it in ya girl!! LOL.. Ya make Bubba so proud!!  
Date: 6/4/2003 10:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    ooh very nice! I shall look out for the next part   
Date: 6/5/2003 3:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 1799    lol! i love the comment about Rusure being meaner than a junk yard dog..lmao! i love these. keep it going.   
Date: 6/5/2003 2:40:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    SPace Case you should have an apprehension about ALL the parts of this story..:P LOL @ Rusure, I didn't know it either!!!! Thank you so much Mteal Princess...Emi, wit til you see Rusure in part 4....*snickers* not to mention what happens to you but that comes much much later.....  
Date: 6/5/2003 3:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 3125    PL As long as you don't blow me up, make me eat your nasty ole pickles, or have me within a hundred miles of your yeasty drawers or fungus infected socks, then I should be ok. :P~~  
Date: 6/5/2003 4:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    aww Rusure, your ok for now. But thanks for the GREAT IDEAS!!!! hehehe.....  
Date: 6/17/2003 3:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 5061    3 WORDS.............oh my goodness,lol  
Date: 6/17/2003 8:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    lol.....  
Date: 6/25/2003 11:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 53548    hahahhahah.....penny royalTEA party  
Date: 6/25/2003 1:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    lol...ya know theres other parts to this, that are even funnier...:P...  
Date: 11/12/2003 4:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hi, Private Lady "Chilly Dilly Pickle Factory."..I love that.lol..Cool beans, Write on..  
Date: 11/15/2003 10:56:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    lol..Thanks Kronk...  

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