"Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard."--Unknown"Be bold in what you sand for and careful what you fall for."--Unknown
"If you live to be 100 years old, I want to live to be 100 minus a day , so I never have to live a day without you."--Pooh
"I'm a fermata. Hold me."--Unknown
"Life is like a hot bath-the longer you stay in the more wrinkled you get."--Unknown
"A smart man covers his but. A wise man simply leaves his pants on."--C.D. Bailey
"The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along."--Unknown
"We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can.All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say ,'You see those guys over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'"--Elayne Boosler
"Work can wait while you show a child the rainbow. The rainbow won't wait while you do the work."--Unknown
"Love is a fire. Whether it will warm your heart or burn down your house you can never tell." -- Unknown
--Juicy
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