Wouldn't it be better if computer error statements were Haiku's
Here are some samples, feel free to add some.
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The Web site you seek cannot be located,
but countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent,
reboot. Order shall return.
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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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Your file was so big. It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple
stone.
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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred?
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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.
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Having been erased, The document you're seeking
must now be retyped.
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Screen.
Mind.
Both are blank.
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