Things to do in a Movie theater

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--Wear a top hat. --Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" --Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. --Clap when the good guy gets killed. --Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..." --Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma. --During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" --Whenever the badguy is doing something devoius, say, " Watch out!" --Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. --Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding. --Yell out what is going to happen. --Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling. --Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. --Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit. --Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. --Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me!" --Wear a watch that beeps. --Ask visiting filmmakers stupid questions. --Hiss, to show how superior and politically correct they are. --Don't bathe; always sit in the best seats. Young Couples --Arrive late. --Wonder why there's no line. --Hug and kiss frequently during movie. --Sit directly in front of me. Single guys from the neighborhood --talk to movie. --Giggle during violent scenes. --Curse during love scenes. --Don't take no crap from *nobody*. Single women over forty -Find that cellophane ball they lovingly constructed as a girl. Bring it to theatre. Unwrap it during first film. Re-wrap it during the second film. -Sit directly behind me. Married couples --Remain totally silent until picture starts. --During title credits, start a conversation; continue it until picture ends. --When lights go on, remain completely silent until next picture starts. Senior citizens --Announce first appearance of everyone in cast ("That's Greta Garbo... Melvyn Douglas... Ina Claire"). --Read all on-screen signs, headlines, menus and letters out loud ("Danger -- --Road Closed... Kane Elected"). --Note major plot developments out loud ("He's got a gun... The sister is at the -window"). --Sing along with musical numbers. Upper middlebrows --Attend every European comedy they can, particularly the bad ones. --Laugh at the unsubtitled dialogue. --Never laugh at the subtitled dialogue. --If the director appears in a cameo, laugh loudly to show that that they -recognize them. --Talk softly so not to disturb others; fail. --Sit beside me. Aging counterculturalists --Laugh at every American movie made before ‘Easy Rider’, except the comedies. --Affect bushy hairstyle. --Sit directly in front of me. --On the way out, ask manager to schedule Robert Downey (Sr.) festival. Cineasts --Enter theater shrieking "*Focus!*" --Race to your seat as credits begin. --Between films, look around theatre in search of blood brothers. --Carry latest issue of "Variety". Overage Colegians --Refer to all movies as "flicks". --Bring dinner. --Eat it. Middle aged men --Dress very casually. --Go to matinees. --Change seats frequently. --Talk to movie. -Get into long arguments with the similarly afflicted.