Walmart

35 things i found very amusing to in walmart or any department store!!!

1. Try on bras/underwear over your clothes.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him or her in a official tone, "I think we have a Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.

5. Put M&M's on layaway.

6. Move "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others that you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding dept.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

16. Take a bunch of thongs and throw them over to the next aisle exclaiming "AVALANCH!!!"

17. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

18. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

20. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

21. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down narrow aisles.

22. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

23. Play with the automatic doors.

24. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

25. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." (this is my favorite i have done this one!! lol but in Shopko!)

26. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. (Glaring or trying to hide behind lil things can be useful)

27. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

28. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

29. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come Robin--to the Batcave!"

30. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

31. Hold indoor shopping cart races

32. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

33. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

34. Have group therapy on the furniture/patio furniture.

35. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. Eat food if you can and if asked about it say "I just escape..uh..was released and therefore haven't been out much."