My trip through the wonderful land of OZ.....)*MoonRider*(

I will tell you my trip in the magical land of OZ… There I met munchkins and talking scarecrows, and some guy made out of metal, and a talking lion who can dance… also scary flaming, green, transparent, floaty, with yellow fangs, heads. Yup. I will crash on a lady and her feet will dry up and I wonder, what happened to her body. These little creatures crowd around me and start singing, am I going to be eaten, I think. Then a scary Pink Bubble comes up and then she says I must go to see the wizard. Well will this wizard save me from the evil little tribal creatures that are now pointing at this brick road? The tribal midgets pushed me down this road and I ended up in this cornfield where I met this guy that had his guts falling out of him. Actually it was straw, but how did he live with organs of straw? He started singing and I attempted to run away but he caught up. I was then in an apple orchard. There were these guys in tree costumes and they threw apples at me. Then I saw one of the tribal midgets hang themselves in the background. After that me and the scary straw guy saw a guy made out of metal. He started saying stuff and I was going to ignore him but he still said stuff. The scarecrow grabbed a oilcan and oiled the guy. Darn, stupid scarecrow I see why you need brains now. The Tin-man started dancing and singing too. He joined us and then we went into a dark forest. A lion tried to attack my dog; did I mention that I brought my dog? But yeah, I punched him in the nose and then he started to cry, pansy. After that he started to sing too! God, what is wrong with this? Why is there singing with everyone you meet? Well anyway we got out of the forest and then I saw this cardboard cut out of a green castle, it had a whole bunch of glitter on it. Well, the three weird creatures that like to sing and dance were all like, yay, it’s the wizard! I started walking to the castle and the three fell asleep. Idiots. As I started to walk away they woke up, it was snowing. Then I saw the Bubble Lady in the sky. Wow, that was pretty traumatic for me, seeing this giant lady dressed in pink floating in the sky, I almost messed my pants. Well, the three followed me (actually they skipped, which Im not proud of) to the castle. When I tried to enter this guy said that I couldn’t because the bell was out of order. I picked up a rock and hit him right in the forehead, I think I killed him. But then I went inside and all these people started singing. ENOUGH WITH THE SINGING! They gave me a makeover and then they put a bow in the lion’s hair, I knew there was something fruity about him. We then went to the door to see the Wizard. Another guy said that I couldn’t so I punched him. We walked down the hall and into the room where I first saw the head. Wow, it was pretty scary. It told me to go kill the witch. I said okay. Then I went to melt the bad witch and she said that she was pretty… ewww… But then the green things in the coats will praise me cuz they really didn’t like the bad witch. I will go back to the floaty head and I will find out that he is actually a little fat man with huge cheekbones. But then when the little man leaves the good witch that’s all pink and scares me will float down in her bubble, she must be from San-Francisco, I think to my self, and she then tells me to click my heels together and I will go home. I look at my feet and I’m only wearing some sandals, yeah they aren’t gonna send me home. I ask her for some money to get to an airplane but she looks at me and says really meanly might I add, "CLICK YOUR HEELS!" So I do what the scary good witch from San Francisco does and I click my heels... All of a sudden I’m back in my bed. WOW how did that happen? Then my dog hops into my lap and starts licking me. I see my Aunt and Uncle and their gay farm workers and they are all around me. What happened, I ask. They said that I hit my head and then I went into a deep sleep. Then a little fat man with huge cheekbones appears in my window and says, "POO!" Hey, it’s the guy that made the floaty green head! He says he isn’t so I flip him off. My Aunt scolds me. Oh well, I’m home and there’s no place like it.

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