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A true teacher story < WildBob >

  Author:  53284  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/29/2003 8:14:00 AM)
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Last night I had to attend a function and there were a bunch of teachers there and one told the following story. I don't know if it was true or just a good yarn but it made me laugh for a long time.

The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said..'Holy smokes A talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

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Date: 5/29/2003 8:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 46527    LOL, I can just imagine that happening....LOL!!  
Date: 5/29/2003 8:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 25483    Dang, that kids too much like me! LOL!  
Date: 5/29/2003 8:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    lmbo!! That would've been hillarious!  
Date: 5/29/2003 9:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 24003    LMAO thats too funny  
Date: 5/29/2003 9:14:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53284    Out of the mouths of babes!  
Date: 5/29/2003 9:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 47699    LOL!  
Date: 5/29/2003 10:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 58611    LOL  
Date: 5/29/2003 10:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 46320    I love this! Too funny. Thanks for the chuckle today. Be Good...  
Date: 5/29/2003 5:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LMAO, that was cute!!  
Date: 5/29/2003 5:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 55903    That's a cute story! Thanks!  
Date: 5/29/2003 7:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 61966    LoL!! Thats so cute! Thank you for sharing it with us all. -BreathingBody  
Date: 5/29/2003 8:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 12341    LOL! I love this! Reminds me of when I told my little grandson that he could do something he wanted, "when pigs fly", he just looked at me and said," Mom, don't you EVEN know pigs DO not fly"! LOL He is almost six too.  
Date: 5/30/2003 12:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    LMBO! and LOL @ Shadow Ghost's grandson.  

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