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Things You'll Never Hear An Amish Person Say ¤Frankenstein¤

  Author:  47699  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(5/27/2003 9:37:00 PM)
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1. As soon as I get the money, I'm going to get DSL.

2. USM is the best thing since sliced bread. Well, right after diapers for horses.

3. I'm never going to give my horse any beer before we go out again.

4. That was a terrible storm that we had last night. We were without fire for two whole hours.

5. I wonder if I could find some cool mags for an 1889 carriage on Ebay for cheap.

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Date: 5/27/2003 9:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    I don't think you'd be hearing them say " Man I want some shares in Nuclear energy".  
Date: 5/27/2003 9:40:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    No, I don't think so, either, Kurt.
  
Date: 5/27/2003 9:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    hey give em a platypus shake and they'd be working off their heineis like you would not belive. UNcle Achmed would make dem dere wooden calenders quicker than you could say women where's my dinner!  
Date: 5/27/2003 9:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    No, Jedadiah is busy on those calendars. He's a good boy and he really does do good work.  
Date: 5/27/2003 9:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    and you don't have to pay him much just a bushel of lima beans does the trick!  
Date: 5/27/2003 9:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    It's a small price for real quality.  
Date: 5/27/2003 9:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Yeah, that's about right.  
Date: 5/27/2003 10:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    Oh oh oh! "gee honey let's sleep in til 9am tomorrow" lol  
Date: 5/27/2003 10:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 36901    LOL! You guys crack me up!!!  
Date: 5/27/2003 10:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 22721    6. Know where I can find some Tang ?  
Date: 5/27/2003 10:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 54444    "Abraham got his buggy chopped and channeled, and i hear he is going to get leaded in hubcaps and lightening holed put in his frame."  
Date: 5/28/2003 4:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 44960    *sticks head out door to hear what Amish is saying*.... Well pooh! I cant hear them buggie bouncers way down here in Alabama! LOL  
Date: 5/28/2003 8:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 24732    haha I love jokes about Amish people.  
Date: 5/28/2003 11:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 53284    How about "I going to get me a pair of those saggy crack pants"  
Date: 5/29/2003 12:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 22721    "Wasen't South Park funny last night ?"  
Date: 6/1/2003 2:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 58427    Those are good! I live in the Amish Capital of the world! LoL! ~*Peaches*~  
Date: 11/26/2006 10:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 6915    LoL...  

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