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Signs That You're Dead And Need To Move On ¤Frankenstein¤

  Author:  47699  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(5/27/2003 8:05:00 PM)
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1. You're 16 but you have no problem walking right into a strip club.

2. None of the strippers there seem to even notice when you leave ectoplasm on their clothes.

3. The script for Three's Company has more substance than you do.

4. The U.S. Army turns down your application.

5. The family you live with seems to be uncomfortable because you're HAUNTING them! Get a clue, Casper!

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Date: 5/27/2003 8:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    hmmm strippers wear clothes. Man that's a story for the twilighty zone.lol.  
Date: 5/27/2003 8:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    sorry twilight not twilighty.lol.  
Date: 5/27/2003 8:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 50249    LMAO!!! Did you make this up??? These are funny indeed!! Thanks for the laugh.  
Date: 5/27/2003 8:11:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Kurt, they do until they take them off, hence the term "strippers'. Final exams are one week for today. Please be prepared. Your final grade depends on this one.  
Date: 5/27/2003 8:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, sis. I write everything that I post except for news articles. I'm happy that I could give you a laugh. You know the drill, though. I predict that this post will self-destruct at any time now. I could be getting paid for this if I was writing for Letterman.  
Date: 5/27/2003 8:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 50249    I hope it won't get deleted.
  
Date: 5/27/2003 8:19:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Kurt, admit it, you never really complain. Now, eat your fried wombats and be a good boy.  
Date: 5/27/2003 8:20:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Don't put all of your chips on that one, sis. Save some for the blackjack table. LOL!  
Date: 5/27/2003 8:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ Kurt!  
Date: 5/27/2003 8:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 58308    LMAO!!  
Date: 5/27/2003 9:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Hey! It's great to see you, Zeebs!  
Date: 5/27/2003 9:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    teehee, thanks for the laugh   
Date: 5/27/2003 9:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    No problem, Stacie.  
Date: 5/27/2003 10:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 22721    6. You can walk into the Men's locker room and no one notices you.  
Date: 5/28/2003 3:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    haha! nice Frank, nice!  
Date: 5/28/2003 6:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 33517    Thanks for sharing Frank...**Big Canadian Hugs**  
Date: 5/28/2003 9:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 48250    LOL Frankie.., thanks for the laugh..T/C *Kentucky Bluebird*  
Date: 5/30/2003 12:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 62095    thanks for the laughs, these are funny. *Cass*  

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