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Signs That You've Taken The Health Kick Way, Way Too Far ¤Frankenstein¤

  Author:  47699  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(5/27/2003 5:11:00 PM)
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1. The mineral content in your body causes you to set off metal detectors.

2. The widow lady next door pays you to urinate on her tomatos because it makes them attain the size of pumpkins.

3. The local food bank agrees to accept donations of bottles of your bath water.

4. You learn that your brain is growing additional portions and your head has started to resemble a mishapen goard.

5. As a result of too many nutrients, your leaves are turning brown.

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Date: 5/27/2003 5:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 1799    lol. thats great man. thanks for sharing!  
Date: 5/27/2003 5:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, Emi.  
Date: 5/27/2003 5:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LMAO!!  
Date: 5/27/2003 5:37:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    I'm glad you got a kick out of that, AE.  
Date: 5/27/2003 5:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 50249    OMG!!! These are hilarious! Thanks for sharing them.  
Date: 5/27/2003 5:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thank, sis. I'm happy that I could make you laugh tonight.  
Date: 5/27/2003 5:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    lol!! i  
Date: 5/27/2003 5:56:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Lay off of the health food, Sunny. LOL!  
Date: 5/27/2003 5:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 6915    LoL, yuck  
Date: 5/27/2003 6:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, SK.  
Date: 5/27/2003 6:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 14780    LOL...I get these!!! :P  
Date: 5/27/2003 6:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    I'm glad that you do, Katsho. The delete button got the ones last night. LOL!  
Date: 5/27/2003 7:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 36901    LMAO! Too funny. I was wondering what happened to that post. We had a transformer go out while I was reading it and by the time I got back online, it was gone.  
Date: 5/27/2003 7:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    Don't worry it will never happen to me!  
Date: 5/27/2003 7:40:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    I know, Kurt. You eat too many deep-fried roos.  
Date: 5/27/2003 7:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    yep and those beer battered koalas on a stick are just too delicious!  
Date: 5/27/2003 10:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    Great stuff, Frankie. Thanks for sharing. Great big hugs. Take care  
Date: 5/27/2003 10:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 22721    Hm, I can relate to number 3.  
Date: 5/29/2003 12:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 62100    LOL..very funny Frank!!!! You do know how to make a person laugh.  

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