sleep over party, vomit covered kitten on the loose,and I need the worlds largestasperin.Hairbear

aaaaarrrrrrrggggggg I need mental help right about now!pardon my mis spellings but my eyes are blurry and my head is spinning LOL.so this is how my night is going so far.......and I am soooooooooooo tired.my daughters aunt is having her baby, sometime within the next few hours we will be having a new addition to our family.for now I have inherited 2 more little girls into my house while she is in the hospital.I love them like they are my own, cute as little buttons they are.but...right about now I need the worlds largest asperin.....I dont know how you can eat a ton sized asperin but I quite sure I can find a way.so far tonight they all faught over a song, the computer, the cat, and anything else imaginable.I really hate it when they fight over who has more juice in their cup....how come she has more in her cup, even though it is mesured out perfectly.....but the cups were different.....they all wanted the maroon cup.god knows when it is time to go to bed they all line up to use the bathroom, but always have to go five minutes later, or somehow remember they forgot to eat something.like they are starving and never saw food before..my belly aches they all say....but all are fine, and than have to go use the bathroom again.than when they finally lay down to sleep, their blankets fell off of them...how can a blanket fall off the floor?you know three little girls together spells out whispers most of the night and nonstop giggling....but than they have to fight again..her foot is touching me....her hair is on my pillow.mom she is breathing too loud....than they all start to fake snore....and giggle of course...than one cried she fell out of bed.....they are laying down on the floor!.....they giggle some more, and than the little boy syndrome comes out...they get a bad case of the belches and farts....and of course they have to annouce it...teehee, I shot the monkey, one says....than its how did that one sound, a few minutes later two come running into the room....aunt tracey, mommy, she stinks I cant sleep now, my nose hurts......finally after playing around for a while they fall asleep, but than the one that ran around the most gets a fever out of no where and throws up on everyone....,now the youngest one has her face hanging over a cooking pot because it was the closest thing I could grab. so they all wake up......laughing screaming ewwwww gross, she threw up.so now it is two in the morning..they are back up again.....it is back to needing drinks bathroomgiggles and fart talk.......now Im trying to catch my itty bitty kitten because she wasnt missed in the late night vomit attacks....she bolted off and ran over all the blankets and little girls, who now need baths, at 2 AM......I just gave them all one before bed.....so now the cat needs one too....although one day I will look back on this as a funny episode, for now I get to deal with little girls who need to go to school in the morning, who are more interested in making animal noises at this exact moment......I have to clean up the glass the youngest one dropped, and mop the floor and wask blankets....mind you, each one geta a couch and the bed...all have the blankets I have left....so I get to sleep on the floor with a sheet....I figured by the time they all settle back down and I clean up the mess they made in the past five minutes...itll be time to wake back up.........so for me its school, for them, finish cleaning up, get them out of school since its a half day, take them to the hospital so my neices can see their new brother and scoot off for work when Im done.....so I will probably sleep till saturday night right before I go to work LOL.........not that any of this is bad, cuz its not...I have funn listening to them trying to talk so quiet...I love that my one neice sneaks by on her tip toes with a smile, thinking no one can see her if she goes slow enough...I love to listen to them giggle all night....but best of all.......I am really going to LOVE waking them up for school, knowing they cant go back to bed......nothing like them all crying can I stay home from school Im tired....and I get to say....sorry, I had to stay up all night.....now when you get home from school, you can tell me what it was like.....I got my radio ready and preset on loud, right next to them.....and I got a few wedgies planned for them too muahaha......I wonder if are going to remember to put the toilet seat down in the morning..wouldnt want to hear anyone crying they fell in......too bad I dont have a life jacket to toss in for them........so hows your night going.....cuz right now they are fighting over a teddy bear and I have to go.........whats it like for you?LOL.......now where is my cat hiding?

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