1. Kathy Lee Gifford can actually sing!
2. Julia Child and Jacques Pepin cook with Spam.
3. You go to the doctor's office and he greets you at the door saying, "What kept you so long? Get back here so I can examine you and get you out of here."
4. You take the day off because you know that you'll have to wait for the cable guy all day long. Instead of 4:50, he shows up at 9:10.
5. When you are acquitted of all charges, the judge sends you a bouquet of flowers, an apology for your inconvenience, a box of candy and two free dinners at the restaurant of your choice.
6. Your grandmother asks you if you would care to share a 'doobie' with her.
7. KISS performs 'Amazing Grace' and 'Auld Lang Syne' at the Vatican at the Pope's request.
8. You go to McDonald's and they actually get your order right.
9. Your landlord begs you not to send your rent in because he's still busy trying to count all of the money from last month.
11. Ed McMahon knocks on your door and he doesn't just want to use your phone again.
12. You go outside and it really is raining Skittles. Why couldn't it be M&M's?
13. Your dog gets wet and he smells like lilacs.
14. Taco Bell stops just making things up and actually sells Mexican food. (Doesn't 'gordita' actually translate to something like 'fat lady'?)
15. Your mom says, "Hey! Homework can wait. Let's PARTY like there's no tomorrow!" You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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