HOMELESS GUY WITH A HUMOUROUS HEART (skyafawn)

I just got back from Dallas...looking for a job.

Being poor myself it doesnt occur to me when others are worse off than I....

And then there was 'the ailen' homeless man, standing there off Highway 35...

It's cold and pouring rain and I am dreading the drive back 'home' through all the traffic...

There he is...the homeless man, our eyes lock from his place from under the bridge and my place from my Chrysler.

Then he opens up 'his sign.' I guess he knew I would be the one to enjoy 'what it said.' (Afterall, just 'cause 'you be homeless' Doesnt mean ya 'cant be funny.'>

'MY SPACECRAFT IS OUT OF FUEL, PLEASE HELP ME GET BACK TO MARS.'

I chuckled, he could tell I was just as light-hearted as himself. He came over I gave him 90 cents in change. "Wish I had more!"

"It's okay. I understand. Thank you." He said politely.

We got to talking while waiting on the LONG light and he said, "I've tried a few different approaches to different 'sayings', but people dont even notcie when I say I am from outer space!"

I said I could understand. Thinking about the 'other' approaches around town.

*Maybe this isnt halarious....but it's cute to see that even when a persons 'down' they can still laugh.*

And just like my favorite band PUMPJACK...on one of their covers of their CD'S is a homeless man holding a sign that says 'WHY LIE...I NEED A DRINK!"

I like HONEST PEOPLE with HUMOR! They make the world go 'round. *Even the homeless fellas.*

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