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Here's One for the Women!!!!!!!!!....LOL!!!!......Zema

  Author:  42945  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/19/2003 9:04:00 PM)
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A man came home from work and found a scene of total mayhem. His three kids were in the backyard, wearing their PJ's and playing in the mud.

Inside the house, a lamp had been knocked over, the rug was all scrunched up, the TV was blaring loudly on a cartoon channel and the entire house was littered with toys and clothing. And as for the kitchen....the mess was indescribable.

He found his wife curled up in bed, reading a novel. She looked up at him and smiled, asking how his day had been.

'What happened here?' he cried, bewildered.

She smiled again, and said: 'You know, every day when you come home and ask what in the world I did today?'

'Yes......'he replied.

'Well,' she said, 'today I didn't do it.'



LOL!!!! I love this one!!!!!!!!

Luv and Peace...Zema

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Date: 5/19/2003 9:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 60992    lol..Zema this was great..My mom will love this.Thanks for sharing!
*Canuck Hugs*
-des
  
Date: 5/19/2003 9:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    lol! Zema, this is great!! It sounds like me! Thanks for sharing, hope you're doing well! Love yah.  
Date: 5/19/2003 9:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    Been there, done that good one!
  
Date: 5/19/2003 9:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    Great one, Sis. Like is it a lot. Thanks for sharing.  
Date: 5/19/2003 9:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 12341    LOL! I love it too!  
Date: 5/19/2003 9:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL, that was GREAT!!! Thanks for sharing. Love,  
Date: 5/19/2003 10:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 48989    LOL, ooooo good one!  
Date: 5/20/2003 12:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 13897    lol yeah no kidding! hah!  
Date: 5/20/2003 1:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 3998    bookmarking this one and having many friends read!!!! RIGHT ON! too true and cute! :-) thank you Zema roseann  
Date: 5/20/2003 2:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 30229    YAYYYYYY Zema Sis, this one is GREAT and so true!!! Many a man NEEDS this sort of eye-opener Love ya!!!  
Date: 5/20/2003 5:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL! That is a great one Grammy!  
Date: 5/20/2003 5:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 55903    ROFLMBO!!!!!  
Date: 5/20/2003 7:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    thanks to Des, Kari, Stace, Aromatics, Brenda, AngelEyez, Insatiable, MagentaBlue, Roseann, Gail, Suzy and Lady Donna...for your great comments to this post...lol!!! it is a good one!!!...hugs to you all..  
Date: 5/20/2003 7:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 58611    LOL!  
Date: 5/20/2003 8:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 46320    I absolutely looooove this. It sounds just like something my sister would do! I am sending this to her! Be Good...  
Date: 5/20/2003 8:22:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    LOL!!! thanks to Aqua Rose and Americangirl, glad that you both liked it...lol!!! hugs to you both..  
Date: 5/20/2003 12:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 53427    Lol! I love this  
Date: 5/20/2003 2:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 48250    Great post Zema!
T/C Best Wishes. *Kentucky Bluebird *
  
Date: 5/21/2003 4:11:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    thanks Snookums and Kentucky Bluebird for your words here...hugs to you both..  
Date: 5/21/2003 11:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    LMBO!  
Date: 5/21/2003 11:34:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    hugs and thanks Penny lol!!!!!  
Date: 5/22/2003 2:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 61946    Good one, thats how i feel most of the time...lol  
Date: 5/22/2003 8:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    thanks White Tiger Luver for your nice comment...lol!!! hugs  

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