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Old Priest/Young Priest.......SmoknJokes

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/19/2003 7:03:00 PM)
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The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his first sessions.

The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand, than try saying things like, 'I see,' 'yes,' 'go on,' and 'I understand.'"

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying 'No joke? ... What happened next?"

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Date: 5/19/2003 7:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    LMBO!!! hehe, I've always been so grateful I wasn't raised Catholic!!  
Date: 5/19/2003 7:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    LOL... no comment LOL  
Date: 5/19/2003 7:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    again I say hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha  
Date: 5/19/2003 7:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL  
Date: 5/19/2003 9:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    LMAO!!!!! its a goodun....hugs  
Date: 5/19/2003 10:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 48989    LOL, omg, i really wasnt expecting that, thnx 4 the laugh  
Date: 5/20/2003 5:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 55903    ROFLMBO!!  
Date: 5/20/2003 2:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 48250    LOL  

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