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Romantic Oldie!!!!!!!!...........Zema

  Author:  42945  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/19/2003 5:12:00 PM)
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An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

"You used to hold my hand while we were courting," she said. Wearily, the man reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he rolled over, gave her a peck on the cheek - and settled back down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, the man threw back the covers and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" his wife asked in surprise.

"To get my teeth!!".....



Luv and Peace....Zema

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Date: 5/19/2003 5:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    lol.. cute...  
Date: 5/19/2003 6:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL  
Date: 5/19/2003 6:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    heh heh  
Date: 5/19/2003 6:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 12341    LOL! That was funny!  
Date: 5/19/2003 7:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    hehee! I could just hear my Nana, LOL!  
Date: 5/19/2003 7:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 53013    LOL! Cute one, gramma!  
Date: 5/19/2003 8:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    lmbo @ Grammy!! Too funny!  
Date: 5/19/2003 8:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    thanks SK8R, AngelEyez, SmoknJoe, Brenda, Stace, Gentel Breeze and Moonie for your taking the time to read and comment here...hugs to you all  
Date: 5/19/2003 9:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    LOL! That was cute.  
Date: 5/19/2003 9:49:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    thanks Penny ...lol!! glad you liked it...hugs  
Date: 5/19/2003 9:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    Lol. Thanks, Sis, for the laugh. I needed it. Great big hugs. Take care.  
Date: 5/20/2003 5:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 55903    LOL!!  
Date: 5/20/2003 7:25:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    thanks to Aromatics and Lady Donna for your nice comments here...hugs to you both..  
Date: 5/20/2003 2:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 48250    LOL That's a Good One.., about like The Stairway.., remind me to tell ya about it some time.. Great post, Zema..
T/C *Kentucky Bluebird *
  
Date: 5/21/2003 4:13:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    thanks KB for your comment hun lol!! you'll have to tell me about that lol!! hugs  

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