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~Rejected State Mottos, 3~

  Author:  48129  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/12/2003 4:20:00 PM)
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NEVADA: 1)More weirdos than Alaska [warmer too] 2)Two words--Death Valley 3)you'll leave broke 4) We have our own nuclear testing site

NEW HAMPSHIRE: 1)Like Old Hampshire, only newer 2)About as exciting as Vermont

NEW JERSEY: 1)You have the right to remain silent, You have the right to an attorney. 2)Tell 'em Guido sent ya

NEW MEXICO: 1)Lizards make excellent pets 2)We have reservations 3)Alien Welcome Center - Roswell

NEW YORK: 1)At least we're not New Jersey! 2)We're more than a big city; we're a state 3)Like we CARE about a motto 4)English spoken here; sometimes

NORTH CAROLINA: 1)Five million people; Fifteen last names 2)We're bigger than South Carolina

NORTH DAKOTA: The OTHER South Dakota

OHIO: 1)Don't judge us by Cleveland 2)Proud polluters of Lake Erie 3)We're easy to spell

OKLAHOMA: 1)We're OK, you're NOT! 2)I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto

OREGON: 1)As pretty as California but not as weird 2)We're not named after a musical instrument 3)You can see the sunset from here

PENNSYLVANIA: 1)Cook with coal

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Date: 5/12/2003 4:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 44321    LOL ....I am in Pennsylvania and we cook with gas where I live :P but I at times do travel through the small coal towns   
Date: 5/12/2003 4:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 38278    LOL!  
Date: 5/12/2003 6:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 55499    funny i love the one about mexico and alians...funny ha ha ha ha ha...kim...  
Date: 6/16/2003 5:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 4887    LOL @ Nevada. Very true.  
Date: 8/2/2003 12:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    These were great. LOL.  
Date: 6/9/2005 6:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL Too funny!! great post, i wonder what the ones are for KY!! 80)  
Date: 6/1/2008 4:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 63026    lol these were good.  

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