There Are Alternatives To USM ¤Frankenstein¤

I found a site that I could share with you but I won't because it can be pretty vulger. Anyway, I've spent quite a lot of time there in the past couple of days and it's always entertaining. I'm talking about places where you can see photos of people who may or may not have what it takes to be attractive. Trust me, most of them are NOT attractive. I know that you're thinking that it's what's inside that really counts but I'm talking about a beauty contest so that has nothing at all to do with it.

I've seen girls who looked like they had Silly Putty for noses. I told them that. They wanted an honest opinion so I gave them one. Believe me, anything that I had to say was far kinder than some, or most, of the other comments. Why would anyone even submit a picture if they looked like that? I've seen women who were so huge that they obviously couldn't be transported even to the bathroom without the aid of a crane and a few strong men. I'm not lying or exaggerating here so this shouldn't be deleted. It's all true. I told one girl that I was scared that she was about to suck the soul out of me and send it straight to the Netherworld. There was one who looked like Pee Wee Herman in drag. There are very obviously some men there who have taken Estrogen and they have certain proportions, yet, they are still men and it's overtly apparent. What would you think if you saw that and what would you say? "Hi, my name's Amanda!" Yeah, I know why. You're 'A MAN...DUH!

Those sites are fun and I'll admit that they can be cruel at times. Some people have a lot of nerve entering into beauty contests, though. I'm not about to do that and I never have. I know what I look like. For the record, I think that all beauty contests and pageants are ridiculous. If you're so insecure about your looks that you need someone to tell you that you're pretty, I'm sorry. If you really were, either you'd know it within yourself or you're just sad. I think that people are so pitiful for entering their little girls in those stupid things. They make them up like cheap floozies and parade them around in front of the world. Why? They spend hundreds and even thousands of dollars for all of the clothes and make-up and why? For what? What happened eventually to Jon Benet Ramsey? Why do you think it happened? Could there have been any contributing factors? I think it all stemmed from that senseless bull. You shouldn't try to make a kid grow up too soon just to live up to your expectations. If you're so sad that you're living vicariously through such foolish acts, you're pathetic.

Here's the reverse side of the coin. If a girl is of age and she wants to participate in such events, so be it. I might not like them but that's their perogative and I don't have to watch. It's boring! If such a girl wants to post her picture or pictures on a website, that's up to her, too. I don't have to look at them if I don't want to. On the other hand, at the site that I was talking about at the start of this post, I can tell them exactly what I think about everything and that's just how I like it. Love it or leave it, they asked for it the second they put themselves on display for the world to see. Here's your sign!.....

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