Three men had been stuck on an island for ten years. Just when they ran out hope, one of the men found a magic lamp.
The first man wished to be 10% smarter, and then he was able to make a fire and send morse code smoke signals for help.
The second one wished to be 25% smarter, and suddenly he knew how to build a sturdy raft capable of getting them all off the island.
Then the third man wished to be 50% smarter, and he turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.
Thats one for the women so.....
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. So God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companon and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam thought a moment and asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history.......
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thank you for sharing. I haven't spoken to you for what seems like ages! I hope your doing well
