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" Hold That Lantern " ... aimless

  Author:  56489  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/29/2003 10:31:00 PM)
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Deep in the backwoods the hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, " Here hold this high so I can see what I'm doing. "

Soon a baby boy was brought into the world. " Whoa there, " said thee doctor. " Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's another one coming. " Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. " No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern... It seems there's yet another one in there! " cried the doctor.

The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, " Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em? "

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Replies:      
Date: 4/29/2003 10:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    ROFLMAO... too funny!  
Date: 4/29/2003 11:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    LMBO!!! goofy hillbillies   
Date: 4/30/2003 3:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 54570    yeah. good one  
Date: 5/9/2003 4:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    he!he!he! That's cute. LOL.  
Date: 8/22/2004 7:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 61013    lol great joke hun. *hugz* Love,Keri  
Date: 5/27/2008 7:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 35160    lol, thats too cute.   
Date: 1/6/2013 11:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 53427    Lol! so cute.  

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