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More Iraq weapons found!! SmoknJokes

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/29/2003 5:57:00 PM)
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News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.

US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq did indeed possess weapons of math instruction.

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Date: 4/29/2003 6:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    Cute!!  
Date: 4/29/2003 9:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    LOL!  
Date: 4/29/2003 10:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 59940    *smacks forehead* WHY would anyone be so stupidZ?I'm sarting to wonder if teh guy went to school!Okay okay,I'm jokin here,and I'm sure that was a joke too!  
Date: 5/1/2003 4:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 46069    beat him up , put him in jail.. those are the worst weapons there are   

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