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The Man From The Desert....-BreathingBody

  Author:  61966  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/25/2003 3:12:00 PM)
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This fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on.

While standing in the middle of the railroad tracks one day, he hears the whistle, "Whooee da Whoee!" but doesn't know what it is.

Predictably, he's hit -- but only a glancing blow -- and is thrown, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party one evening. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the tea kettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the tea kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal.

His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened, and asks the man from the desert, "Why did you ruin my good tea kettle?"

The desert man replies, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small!"

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Date: 4/25/2003 3:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    OMG! That was so very funny! ROTFLMBO!  
Date: 4/25/2003 3:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 15675    aww I needed that lol!  
Date: 4/25/2003 5:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 59940    this was new,lol!Good one!FE  
Date: 4/25/2003 6:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 62135    lol, i find great humor in nieve idiocy  
Date: 4/26/2003 10:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 59572    lmao thats a good one... u gotta kill these things when their small lolololol  
Date: 4/27/2003 11:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    LOL!! Good one!  
Date: 1/11/2007 6:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    *Chuckles*....  
Date: 1/11/2007 10:47:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61966    LOL!! I forgot about this joke. Thanks for replying Aromatics!!   

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