TRAILER PARK TRASH party

It was the year 1998 and the radio station in Dallas was hosting a TRAILER PARK TRASH party.

My favorite band would be there, PUMPJACK, the KINGS of 'trash'. So naturally I 'bought my trashy outfit' and went out with my buds for a night on the town.

The place was intense. By the time we got inside there was SPAM AND BURRITOS thrown all over the place. They had already sold out of beer and most the liquor. But the atmosphere was so intesne with EVERYONE and everyone was in such a good mood that NOTHING could stop us now.

My friend Kim and I went into the bathroom to 'freshen up.' We stood at the mirrors a few, gabbing about 'who all was there' when a 'cool lookin' chic walks out of a stall. I look up at her and say to her and my friend, "Hey look! You EVEN BLACKED OUT YOUR TOOTH for the white trash party! COOL!"

She smiles at me and says, "Oh no. I REALLY DONT HAVE a tooth there."

'Whooooppps.' I am thinking. 'Man I got a big mouth.'

"I lost that tooth because of doin' too many drugs." She says, still smiling her black tooth grin smile.

Meanwhile, Kim is trying hard to hold in her laughter. When the girl finally leaves the restroom, Kim looks over to me and says, "I cant believe you said that!"

"Oh man! Good thing she was cool about it otherwise we might have been in a fight!"

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