Here's Da Rules!! ~~~*Skylar*~~~

ATTENTION ALL VISITORS TO _____________! (please insert the southern state of your choice.) HERE'S THA RULES!

1. pull up your pants and take that earring out. you look like an idiot. 2. it's called a "gravel road" no matter how slow you drive, you're going ot get dust on you BMW. so, drive or get out of the way. 3. yeah we all started hunting and fishing before we started school. sure we sauw "bambi" but we got over it. 4. go ahead bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod -- but don't cry when a catfish breaks it off at the handle. we have a name for that little 10 inch bass your fishing for -- we call it "bait" 5. that bent-over farmer did more work before breakfast than you do all week, including your visits to the gym. he doesn't need your respect but he surely DESERVES IT. 6. if your cell phone rings while we're in the woods waiting for a buck, we'll shoot it. you might hope you dont have it to your ear at the time. 7. if you bring "coke" intor our homes, it'd better b e brown, wet, and best served over a glass of ice. 9. yeah we eat catfish, deer, rabbit, and squirrel. you want sushi? it's available at the bait shop. 10. what's that? people are waving at you in your car and smiling at you on the streets? we call it being friendly. try to understand taht concept. 11. and finally, we still believe in the bible; that jesus is the only way to get to heaven because adam's sin separated man from god. don't you?

please, ENJOY YOUR VISIT. you might even like us so well you'll want to stay. but, if not, well, there are interstates running four ways. north, south, east and west. JUST PICK ONE.

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~~~*Skylar

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