back before christmas a redneck family was visitin the city, shoppin in a mall for the first time inn their life. the father and son were strolling around while the mother picked up a few necessities. they were amazed by almost everythign they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together. "paw," the boy asked, "what's 'at?" the father responded "son, i dunno, i ain't never seen anything like it. i ain't got no idea'r what it is." while the boy and his father watched with amazement, a fat old lady waddled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. the walls opened and the lady stepped in between them into a small room. the walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up. as it reached the last number the numbers began to light in the reverse order. then the walls opened up and a gorgeous, voluptuous, 24 year old blode woman stepped out. the father, not taking his eyes off the blonde said quietly to his son, "boy, go git yo momma...."
The Ten Commandments of GRITS 1. thou shalt not put syrup on thy grits. 2. thou shalt not eat cream of wheat and call it grits, for this is blasphemy. 3. thou shalt not covet they neighbors grits. 4. thou shalt only use salt, butter, and cheese as toppings for thy grits. 5. thou shalt not eat instant grits 6. thou shalt not put syrup on thy grits. 7. thou shalt not put syrup on thy grits. 8. thou shalt not put syrup on thy grits. 9. thou shalt not put sugar on thy grits either. 10. thou shalt not put sugar or syrup on thy grits.
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