A man who had lost an eye goes to a fake eye shop. The storekeeper says, "Well, we have marble eyes that cost $400, glass eyes that cost $250, and wooden eyes that cost $20." The man decided to go with the wood eye. He goes to a party and sees a woman with a hair- lip. Since no one wanted to dance with her, he walked up to her and asked her to dance. She was so happy, that she cried out, "Would I? Would I?"
At this, the man angrily responded, "Hair-lip! Hair-lip!"
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