Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index Go to Free account page
Go to frequently asked mystery questions Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index
Welcome: to Unsolved Mysteries 1 2 3
 
 New Mystery StoryNew Unsolved Mystery UserLogon to Unsolved MysteriesRead Random Mystery StoryChat on Unsolved MysteriesMystery Coffee housePsychic Advice on Unsolved MysteriesGeneral Mysterious AdviceSerious Mysterious AdviceReplies Wanted on these mystery stories
 




Show Stories by
Newest
Recently Updated
Wanting Replies
Recently Replied to
Discussions&Questions
Site Suggestions
Highest Rated
Most Rated
General Advice

Ancient Beliefs
Angels, God, Spiritual
Animals&Pets
Comedy
Conspiracy Theories
Debates
Dreams
Dream Interpretation
Embarrassing Moments
Entertainment
ESP
General Interest
Ghosts/Apparitions
Hauntings
History
Horror
Household tips
Human Interest
Humor / Jokes
In Recognition of
Lost Friends/Family
Missing Persons
Music
Mysterious Happenings
Mysterious Sounds
Near Death Experience
Ouija Mysteries
Out of Body Experience
Party Line
Philosophy
Poetry
Prayers
Predictions
Psychic Advice
Quotes
Religious / Religions
Reviews
Riddles
Science
Sci-fi
Serious Advice
Strictly Fiction
Unsolved Crimes
UFOs
Urban Legends
USM Events and People
USM Games
In Memory of
Self Help
Search Stories:


Stories By AuthorId:


Google
Web Site   

Bookmark and Share



Wooden Nickel (The man with the thousand funny stories) Admin

  Author:  101  Category:(USM Events) Created:(4/23/2003 2:23:00 PM)
This post has been Viewed (1764 times)

Wooden Nickel authorID 27583 has posted over 2280 stories.. Most of them funny stories just to make you laugh. Woody has been on USM for over 2 years giving his time and love to everyone on USM. This man has helped USMers in many ways, being there for them when they needed him. He has always been quite a character, witty and charming. His love for us is huge.

Please go say Hi to Woody, he's a man worth knowing.

-Admin.

You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here

Scroll all the way down to read replies.

Show all stories by   Author:  101 ( Click here )

Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
Replies:      
Date: 4/21/2003 9:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 10657    Thanks for contributing to the deliquency of my funny bone wooden nickel lol Thanks for the post Admin  
Date: 4/21/2003 9:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    *Applauds* don't always read the jokes cause I'm not always a happy laughy person But what I've seen he's great....*Bows to WN* hehe  
Date: 4/21/2003 9:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 16114    Wooden Nickel is a cool man,when I asked him how he liked living in luxury,he said he was comfortable.How cool is that?He is also a real funny person 8)  
Date: 4/21/2003 9:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Great post and tribute to a great guy! Wooden Nickel has been such a great guy and always knows how to make someone laugh with his jokes or makes them have a tear or two with his thoughtful human interest stories too. One thing about it, Wooden Nickel is an exceptional humanitarian and has a huge heart. I have been honored to get to call him my USM brother and friend.  
Date: 4/21/2003 9:47:00 PM  ( Admin-MP )   WN is awesome, anytime someone is feeling down, they should go read his stuff.
Date: 4/21/2003 9:48:00 PM  ( Admin-PK )   *bows to her almighty grampa woody!*
Date: 4/21/2003 9:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    Hey!! lol!  
Date: 4/21/2003 9:57:00 PM  ( Admin-MG )   you go dude! you go!
Date: 4/21/2003 9:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    yep he is all you say about him and more...he is one of my younger USM brothers, actually we share the same birthdate...lol!!!thanks Admin for this nice post...hugs  
Date: 4/21/2003 9:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    Yeah, Wooden Nickle has some really funny posts .... always manages to put a smile on my dial   
Date: 4/21/2003 10:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 19772    *applauds* Thank you for sharing the most precious gift with everyone here at USM...laughter. You brighten many lives with your humor and I'm sure you've pulled more than a few people out of a slump in the years you've been with us. And I know that I have greatly appreciated it. Thanks ~Gabrielle~  
Date: 4/21/2003 10:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Yep..Woody is always there with a "rib-tickler"..lol..He also lives around a huge crop of sailfish..I'm jealous..lol..Wooden Nickel is cool. Nice tribute, Admin...Write on   
Date: 4/21/2003 10:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    Wooden Nickle is my hero  
Date: 4/21/2003 10:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    wow, that's a bunch of time and stories!! Thanks for reminding me to check out his humor posts, I could use a good laugh every once in a while Great work WN, I look forward to reading your posts   
Date: 4/21/2003 10:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 8817    yep wooden is an amazing person. He has my love and admiration, and always has. *hugs* love ya woody!!!!!!!!  
Date: 4/21/2003 11:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 62116    I haven't been around for very long, but I've seen some of Nickel's posts and they're very good (and believe me, I'm an authority on humor LOL). Keep up the good work! ~Nytwolf~  
Date: 4/22/2003 12:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 3998    i will go check out his posts! thank you roseann  
Date: 4/22/2003 12:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 41708    I love his jokes! And those uplifting stories. BTW, I can't wait for him to find this. LOL!  
Date: 4/22/2003 12:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 13546    I quite agree with you Admin, he IS a man worth knowing. I LOVE HIM DEARLY and am PROUD to call him MY USM DADDY!!! He is an inspiration to me, such a big heart, and a soothing soul. Yet again, another light in my life. And he always makes me smile, no matter what. He is truly a special person, and we are blessed to have him here on this site! He is always in my heart, NO MATTER WHAT. And I LOVE HIM! *grin* *stands up and gives a standing ovation* I respect and admire him like none other! Wonderful post admin! *hugs* and Love,  
Date: 4/22/2003 12:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 36901    I agree. He's great!  
Date: 4/22/2003 1:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 14226    thanks woody! And Hi!!! love,  
Date: 4/22/2003 1:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 52333    *whistles* W00T W00T!!! wah - hoo!!! . tee-hee. .  
Date: 4/22/2003 1:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 19871    yey for gpa woody!  
Date: 4/22/2003 3:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 17417    Sire I totally agree,Woddy is a Treasure!!!...I have read most of his Posts and the Inspirational Ones have trully touched my Heart...Woody is always teasing me about getting my Delete Gun ready before he makes a Joke post but we have gained a Mutual Respect for one another through countless messages...I have also seen Woody send a Loving PM to many,many USMers who most times respond with "How did you know I needed that?"...Thats just Our Woody,his Heart reaches across the World through his Posts and Private Messages to USMers including myself ...GOD Bless You Woody...I Remain In Spirit,  
Date: 4/22/2003 3:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 1799    WoodenNickel is great man! i love his stories..not only does he make u laugh, but he also has some wonderful stories that have to do with real life..  
Date: 4/22/2003 3:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 44960    Way to go Wooody!! You go dude!!! Thank you for all you have done for USM!! Keep us Grinning!!! (((HUGS)))  
Date: 4/22/2003 3:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 37449    Love your jokes wood Keep them up Luv->  
Date: 4/22/2003 4:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 54570    Hey Wooden. Thanks for your jokes and post's. They make surfing this site truly worthwhile.  
Date: 4/22/2003 4:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 44321    Wooden Nickle is a gem   
Date: 4/22/2003 4:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 51565    he always says hi in chat. thats nice!  
Date: 4/22/2003 5:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 16339    YEah, I read many of his posts. Never have i been able to supres a laugh in his Jokes. Great Work Wooden Nickel ;D  
Date: 4/22/2003 5:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 46069    My uncle Woody is just the sweetest ole teddybear.... love and huggz  
Date: 4/22/2003 5:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 58078    How sweet...he seems like a great guy.  
Date: 4/22/2003 5:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 46320    Wooden Nickle keeps me smiling all day. His posts are always a pick me up when I need one. Be Good...  
Date: 4/22/2003 6:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 18527    Awww Woody, thanks for always making me laugh  
Date: 4/22/2003 6:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 49989    Thanks Admin, for the post, and thanks Woody! you are definately an awesome person to everyone on this site! I like you deserve a billion awards!!  
Date: 4/22/2003 6:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 54441    Wooden Nickle's wonderful!!i enjoy every bit of his humour posts..they're great and so is he!thanks for the post,Radman!!*HUGS*  
Date: 4/22/2003 7:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 53961    When I need a good laugh, Woody always has one available. Thank you for sharing humor with us all. Something we can never get enough of.  
Date: 4/22/2003 7:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 38683    Amen to that! Wooden Nickle is a wonderful guy. *hugs* Always,  
Date: 4/22/2003 7:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    Wooden Nickel is great!  
Date: 4/22/2003 7:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 30986    Yes he is, he is a very good man.  
Date: 4/22/2003 8:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 3648    Wooden Nickle is truly a good man with a kind heart. He always makes me smile.  
Date: 4/22/2003 8:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 30743    Tell me about it, when i am depressed and sad, I immediately search for WN's stories so I can laugh. And that's no joke...  
Date: 4/22/2003 8:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 55533    YAH!  
Date: 4/22/2003 8:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 53284    I always appreciate his funny stories.  
Date: 4/22/2003 8:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 49976    :~) gotta love his humor.
Hugs&Cookies
  
Date: 4/22/2003 9:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 14754    he is a man worth knowing, and put a smile onto my face so many times..thanks Admin for this recognising himm  
Date: 4/22/2003 9:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 6915    i LOVE WN!!! His jokes and posts are so great...:0)  
Date: 4/22/2003 9:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 52746    Way to go, Woody! (What on Earth does "way to go" actually mean?)  
Date: 4/22/2003 10:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 15157    hi grampa!lol...I recieved your Snail Mail and you were right! The Mailman gave it to me and ran away!LOL...he didn`t even stop to pet the doggies!lol!!!....*scratches scruffy grampa unda chin*  
Date: 4/22/2003 10:20:00 AM  ( Ki-Admin )   NIPZ TO YAZ!!!!!!
Date: 4/22/2003 12:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 47699    Woody's a great guy and he gives a lot to USM.  
Date: 4/22/2003 12:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 46486    He's a wonderful man!  
Date: 4/22/2003 12:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 57404    *waves* Hi Wooden Nickle! Nice to meet you! :-)
God Bless
  
Date: 4/22/2003 1:11:00 PM  ( Admin-E2 )   Terriffic post for a wonderful person*hugs* He's always there to make ya laugh(and make my gut hurt. Also a great person to just get to talk to*Big Hugs*
Date: 4/22/2003 1:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 14780    He is great! I love him too...  
Date: 4/22/2003 1:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 51587    Ya WoodenNickel has always cheered me up when i go and read his stories, and just laugh at them. They can really help you feel good. Thanxie's Woody. *hugs* Dee aka  
Date: 4/22/2003 1:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    Great post for a great person. Uncle WN, you rock! *hugs*  
Date: 4/22/2003 2:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 54444    I love to laugh; therefore WN sounds like my kind of guy. (off to check out his writings.)  
Date: 4/22/2003 3:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 22852    Oh Yes, I agree 100%, I always read his things because he always stirs my soul.  
Date: 4/22/2003 3:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 57219    **jumps up and down** GOOOO W-O-O-D-Y!! hes our pal! if he cant do we all know how!! (hmm i dont know if that rymthed very well but okay) lmbo.. I wuff ya woody!! ur soo goofy!! xoxo,  
Date: 4/22/2003 3:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 37449    By The Way.... U spelt Nickel wrong .. its EL. .not LE   
Date: 4/22/2003 3:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    This is a wonderful post for a wonderful man!!! I have always stopped to read his posts when I see his name. No matter what kind of mood I am in, he always puts me in a better one!!! Great post!! Love,  
Date: 4/22/2003 3:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 39949    he is the junk  
Date: 4/22/2003 3:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 27403    Wooden Nickel has always been my favorite funny person on here. I agree that he goes to alot of trouble to bring us humor that really is humorous, not just posting everything he comes across. I have periodically written him to tell him how much I appreciate his funnies. Seems he quit submitting for awhile some time back, and I was so happy to see him again. Again, Thank You Woody! When I need a 'pick-me-up' or a 'smile' to bringhten my day, I go directly to the "Wooden Nickel", because I KNOW it always pays off! Love and Light to you  
Date: 4/22/2003 3:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 12862    Hi Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody!!! Wahooo
Admin! Woody is my joke buddy!!! He has always cheered
me up when I was down with his jokes and even his
msges on here, aol, and the phone. He is a very good
friend in deed. Hugs,
  
Date: 4/22/2003 3:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 26649    This is sweet. nothing wrong with i'm hope  
Date: 4/22/2003 3:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 26649    he hasnt even read this yet i cant wait to see what he says  
Date: 4/22/2003 4:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 54968    Wooden Nickel is the best!!  
Date: 4/22/2003 4:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 23963    Great post Radman! I agree with you Wooden Nickel is a great person and always posts that great humor. USM wouldn't be the same without you Wooden Nickel! Much love and hugs to you and to ALL!   
Date: 4/22/2003 4:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 55533     CONGRADULATIONS WOODY!!   
Date: 4/22/2003 4:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 27583    im baaaaaaaaaack , thank you sir for this great post. ive been gone for three days and i come back to this beautiful site that i concider my home away from home and i find this post and all the comments from my friends here. you realy can not emagin the feelings that are going through this old man. to set the record streight though i was on a pedistal once and i was very lonesome up there. i try to keep my feet on the ground now and in keeping with my beliefs , i will try my best to bring at least one smile or a happy tear to at least one friend each day, if i can acomplish this then i have done my best . lovinghugs to all my friends here and thank you once again for bringing a smile to me with this beautiful site that you and your beautiful wife have created for all to enjoy. wooden nickel  
Date: 4/22/2003 4:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 33573    Yep ... awesome!  
Date: 4/22/2003 5:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 47584    Wooden nickel "inspired" me too not spend any money and i haven't since and now o got alot of money and will get alot more. Thanks Wooden nickel!  
Date: 4/22/2003 5:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 35114    I love Wooden Nickle. He always has plenty of good jokes. ^_^  
Date: 4/22/2003 7:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 53549    i love all of your jokes and stories wodden nickel i read them whenever there posted and some are quite inpiratinal and others are just funny thank you for making USM a better place! *hugs*
Erin~
  
Date: 4/22/2003 7:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 48689    Hi Woody! God Bless!  
Date: 4/22/2003 7:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 56489    Never had the pleasure of meeting wooden nickel, due to my head being buried in the poetry section, but I'll be sure to take a wonder over there & see his posts.  
Date: 4/22/2003 7:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 37843    Yup yup, Wooden Nickel has so many great posts that I spent about two hours one night tryin to read them all, but I couldn't, it's been a while ago though. Good job WN, Keep it up!! 8D  
Date: 4/22/2003 9:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    I love his posts! He's a great contributor!   
Date: 4/22/2003 9:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 57355    *is nervious..* Hello... -Quetz.  
Date: 4/22/2003 9:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 7341    He's a great guy I always enjoy reading his posts....great tribute!   
Date: 4/23/2003 12:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 49742    Hi Wooden Nickle! I know what this post says is true. I have read many of your stories and have had quite joy in reading them. I can tell you are quite a unique and wonderful person and it's nice to have you with us.  
Date: 4/23/2003 12:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 49742    Oh and Congratulations on having that many stories posted, excellent work.  
Date: 4/23/2003 5:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 48809    Hi Woody..there is nothing I like better than a good laugh so...keep them coming! I always enjoy them!  
Date: 4/23/2003 7:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 29928    What a wonderful man indeed and so worthy of this awesome tribute. He has alwasys been there for me in one way or the other. At I appreciate you so much!!!!! Much Love Always,  
Date: 4/23/2003 8:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 24856    I have enjoyed Wooden Nickle's posts for a very long time!! He always brings a smile to my face!  
Date: 4/23/2003 8:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 40881    Hi WN! *waves* I haven't met a person here yet, that he hasn't made smile at least once. Thats an awesome thing... *hugz*  
Date: 4/23/2003 9:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 53900    When I see his posts on teh front page I always read them...I love the humor posts alot but I like the happy stories and sentimental ones even more...Thanks Wooden Nickel!!  
Date: 4/23/2003 9:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 13283    This guy is a winner ! I am glad we have him around USM . Razzy aka  
Date: 4/23/2003 9:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 23075    Hi Woody...keep up the good work...I enjoy reading the stuff that you post  
Date: 4/23/2003 9:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 56147    Hi Woody  
Date: 4/23/2003 10:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 41127    He is great! i love reading his stories so much, especially when i want a laugh!!   
Date: 4/23/2003 12:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 56927    Cheers to Woody. Cheers to Woody, for his inspirational writing and his cheeky jokes. Not to mention his grandadness, and his inspirational writing ideas. Plus he's quick too. I bet he has a fat tum.  
Date: 4/23/2003 12:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    I don't know if I have bumped into you before, Wooden Nickle. If not I would like to say Hello pleased to met you and congratulations on your long service to us hear on usm. Lots of Hugs. Take care.  
Date: 4/23/2003 1:07:00 PM  ( SD-Admin )   Woody is a "Funny" Guy...I have enjoyed him since he has been here and he has been very supportive to me and many others. He is an experienced "Older Guy"...thats why we call him Paw-Paw...LOL.......TAKE NOTE: I did not say OLD MAN!:P:P:P
Date: 4/23/2003 1:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 51285    Hey! Thanks for posting about my (honorary USM) Grandpappy. He's so hilarious... everyone should be more like him. He's a great addition to the USM family, and I'm proud to have him in MY USM family. Thanks!  
Date: 4/23/2003 3:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 27583    thank you all for taking the time to send your feelings to me. i have never felt more welcome anywhere i have ever been in my life. and believe me ive been alot of places and with alot of friends. thank you , lovinghugs , wooden nickel  
Date: 4/26/2003 5:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 56630    YEAH HE RULES!!!He is my uncle i think i dont remember tho lol i cant rememeber anything anyways lmao  
Date: 6/7/2003 4:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 54444    Good job woody. thanks Admin for these vital stats on a great contributer to USM  
Date: 6/10/2003 9:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 3321    I'll attest to that...  

Find great Easter stories on Angels Feather
Information Privacy policy and Copyrights

Renasoft is the proud sponsor of the Unsolved Mystery Publications website.
See: www.rensoft.com Personal Site server, Power to build Personal Web Sites and Personal Web Pages
All stories are copyright protected and may not be reproduced in any form, except by specific written authorization

Pages:1206 1173 324 14 1015 901 876 1154 806 289 428 151 59 1397 901 540 269 242 1544 1076 1268 1025 1056 560 1154 352 114 1463 1414 666 1095 1152 1248 64 205 1113 295 128 798 580 159 1347 1507 153 1533 542 767 1031 123 1495 138 1433 576 367 33 1420 401 328 639 128 1497 983 48 1385 1277 991 776 540 193 1097 692 488 62 1153 340 894 1188 743 1068 618 1490 209 349 541 828 476 307 389 923 78