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Any special requests or last wishes regarding your funeral???

  Author:  61912  Category:(Discussion) Created:(4/20/2003 9:09:00 PM)
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Being the morbid individual I am, I often find myself thinking about when Ill die, how, who will attend my funeral, and what special or unique features it will entail. Heres what I came up with: As the people slowly arrive at the funeral home, the song "Shine on You Crazy Diamond" by Pink Floyd will be playing. After the song ends the funeral begins. Agianst my will there will probably be a preacher with something religous to say about life, Death and the afterlife. A friend will give the eulegy. Then instead of a typical burial I want a part of my body cut off and cremated, and the remaining corpse be buried. Now the reason I want a part of my body cut off and cremated is so the ashes can be sent into outerspace. I believe you can only have a small amount sent into space via a private company so thats the reason. I havent came up with any more details so far but Im working on the rest. My question for you is: what would be your ideal funeral. How would you like your life to be remembered or observed during your final party????

Dr. Howitzer

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Date: 4/20/2003 9:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 61966    Most people plan out their weddings like that, not funerals LoL. Thats ok, it's an interesting post. I haven't really thought about anything like that before. I just know I do not want to be cremated (sp?) and I definitly want lots of people to come. -BreathingBody  
Date: 4/20/2003 9:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    I want to be cremated and turned into as many diamonds as people can afford *hey it's only like 2,000 per quarter carat!!!* LOL Nah really all my organs *except any part of my eyes* will be donated if it is possible so I'll be cremated...then just a simple service will do...and if anyone has some cash to burn, turn me into some diamonds   
Date: 4/20/2003 9:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 24845    I'm a spirtual person. I would want my favorite hymn being sung. I DO NOT want my body lying in a coffin with pastel blue satin. Ewww, I just can't stand that color in a casket. White is what I want. I want to be remembered for my laughter. I want people to remember that I loved God that I tried to make people laugh. That I lived every second, every breath I took, was worth something. That I lived to make people happy. Remember my smile. Remember my bad jokes. Even when I laughed at them, and other people smiled politely and just didn't "get" it. I want people to know that I may have talked alot but to know what I said was important, that it was said with my heart in the words and in the actions I took. I want all my friends there, that they may cry, but to be happy that I went home to God.  
Date: 4/20/2003 9:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...I would want everyone to show up at the funeral dressed in lime green clothing. It's hard to take anything seriously when you're garbed in this fashion. Some people may grieve my passing and I would appreciate their deep feelings, but you have to look at the bright side of things. My knees won't ache any more, my bum won't burn after a night of heavenly hot peppers. I'm dead. I may be playing a harp or I may be shovelling coal onto a fire (current odds lean towards the shovel). I lean towards a happy celebration of a loved one's passing instead of a solemn, weepy ceremony.  
Date: 4/20/2003 9:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LMAO Hekler you sound like my dad! he's like 'just toss me out for the trashmen to pick up on wensday mornings' LOL...when I said no way he was having a full blown service he said 'fine, but I want everyone in hawaiian shirts and shorts, I don't care if it's the dead of winter, if anyone shows up in a dress suit or nice clothes I'm going to haunt them....' LOL  
Date: 4/20/2003 9:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 24845    Oh, one more thing. I've got to be wearing my sterling silver cross that my "one true love" gave me.  
Date: 4/21/2003 1:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 15157    I would like to be cremated then have the song..."I`ll never hear the Bells" playing in the background  
Date: 4/21/2003 6:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    I think of that sometimes too! I wanna be cremated though, definitely. I sometimes wonder who would come to my funeral, and who would miss me n stuff. It would be cool if KoRn were there lol i'd like that. and I wanna have my ashes sprinkled into the sea or something   
Date: 4/21/2003 6:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    LMBO hekler, you always look on the bright side of things   
Date: 4/21/2003 7:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 42522    I dont wanna think about my funeral until im ready to die.  

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