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Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss

  Author:  36901  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/7/2003 9:56:00 PM)
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If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instruction is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

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Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?

A friend sent this to me via e-mail and I thought you guys might like it :)

Thanks for Reading,

Apryl

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Date: 4/7/2003 9:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 60018    Haha! This was cute   
Date: 4/7/2003 10:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 14754    been there..and done that...this is very cute and put a smile on my face..thanks for sharing.  
Date: 4/7/2003 11:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 10657    Lol, I think I will have to show this to my class in school. Although, the number one, two , and three rules in pcs is Back It UP!!  
Date: 4/8/2003 1:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 7672    Déja Vu ! Thans for sharing, liked it !  

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