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Date: 4/7/2003 7:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 60018
Hehe I love these!  |
Date: 4/7/2003 7:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 20750
These are great!  |
Date: 4/7/2003 8:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 39370
Lol...funny post!  |
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Date: 4/7/2003 8:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? ***A really bored person.....someone like me!*** Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? ***Dentists invented this 'hmm he'll CHIP his tooth on that,,,,,yeah I need a new mercedes! crank it up a notch!'*** Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? ***because if YOU were a new piece of meat would you like to see your fellow pieces of meat and all their freezer burn? didn't think so...*** If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? ***If a man speaks and a woman isn't there to hear him...is he still wrong?*** Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? ***A man is driving a taxi....he gets tapped on the shoulder and crashes into the tree on the side of the road 'sorry for the past 10 years I drove a hearse*** If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat. ***cause he's 'got a lovely bunch of coconts, deedily dee...there they are a standin' in a row....'*** Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! ***Keeps mouth shut*** What do you call male ballerinas? ***male-a-rina's*** Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? ***Depends if they were born blind or not*** Why ARE Trix only for kids? ***No but their DEFINATELY not for rabbits!*** If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? ***Because he enjoys inflicting pain upon himself  ***Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? ***cause...you'll eventually end up broke in the end this is just a slower process*** If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? ***Keeps mouth shut again*** If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? ***you don't wanna know*** If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? ***Heck yeah!*** Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? ***because for some ungodly reason people like fake zoot suits ***If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? ***Never argue with a moron, they'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience*** Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? ***Atleast it isn't painful*** Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ***OH MY GOD!!!!! THEY DO! it's a conspericy!*** Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? ****Goes and looks at her alphabet soup* yep still tastes great!***  |
Date: 4/7/2003 8:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 36994
lol..i liked the wiley e. coyote one  great post!!!  |
Date: 4/7/2003 9:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 59418
LOL. great post! LMBO becky, you have way too much time on your hands, me thinks :P  |
Date: 4/7/2003 10:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 51070
To answer the If Jimmy Cracked Corn and No One Cares, then Why is there a Song about Him? question: Maybe he made it up himself out of a severe state of depression. And for the alphabet and twinkle, twinkle little star: someone's a plagiarist!!! LMAO. Good post.  |
Date: 4/8/2003 12:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 14780
Creepy Freak...I didnt even think of plagerism...lol...  |
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Date: 4/8/2003 12:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 14780
OMG Becky DEW...You are tooo funny....especially on the *keeps mouth shut* answers. |
Date: 4/23/2003 5:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 51393
Hmmmmm...interesting post....  |
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