I know its an old joke but then again the old ones are still funny. Thanks for reading and replying.
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One day a Deputy pulled over a car. He asked the driver why he was speeding, to which the driver replied that he a juggling magician and didn't want to be late for his show that night.
The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would maybe do a little juggling for him he wouldn't issue a ticket.
The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler stated that he could, so the deputy got three flares, lit them and handed them to the man.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the squad car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, then staggered over to the squad car, opened the rear door and stumbled in.
The deputy observed him doing this and went over to his squad car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "Officer, ya might as well take my butt to jail cos there's no way in heck I'm gonna pass that test!" You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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