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What a cat from Canada thinks.....SmoknJokes

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/3/2003 4:09:00 PM)
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1.I could have sworn I heard a can opener.

2.Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?

3.Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?

4.I wonder if Morris really liked 9-lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives?

5.Hmmmm.... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we ever get those STUPID dogs to do anything for us?

6.Why did SK8R make me pose for that picture on the couch?

7.Hey - no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.

8.Would humans have built a vast and complex civilisation of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place.

9.If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?

10.If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let THEM know who's boss !!

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Date: 4/3/2003 4:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 38278    LOL!  
Date: 4/3/2003 5:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    HEY! LOL... i was wondering why it was a cat from Canada.. lol  
Date: 4/4/2003 6:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 55533    LMAO!! So true lol!!  

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