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Farting is Dangerous! *BichonFriseOwner

  Author:  22721  Category:(News) Created:(4/3/2003 2:28:00 PM)
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KINGMAN, Arizona-- A man was throwing a party last friday, and it got a tad bit out of hand. He had a little bit too much beer, a few helpings of beans too many, and started to light his farts on fire. Things were going smoothly, and the crowd of party-goers were very much entertained, until one of the fireballs hit one man, and he ran into the room containing the oil boiler (for heating) to roll around on the floor and smother the flames. As you've probably already figured out, it's not a good idea to be on fire near something flammable, like an oil boiler. The boiler proceeded to explode, causing a massive five-alarm fire. It was reported that while the Kingman fire department was fighting the fire, seven warehouses fell victim to arson before the firefighters could get there. The man who lit his farts on fire is standing trial for attempted murder. The man who caught fire is reported to be in critical but stable condition at a local hospital, and it's rumored that he signed a book deal for $17 million

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Date: 4/3/2003 3:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 36766    wt...is this serious?  
Date: 4/3/2003 3:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 39737    LOl, gosh they are such idiots, what kinda person lights their farts!?!?LOl  
Date: 4/3/2003 4:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    What is your obsession with farting?  
Date: 4/3/2003 5:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 54975    that is gross and i hope the deal falls threw for him  
Date: 4/3/2003 7:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 21673    oh my....lol.  
Date: 4/13/2003 12:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 16705    well my feelings are is that they have no sense at all, farting is not bad for you because it eases the gas in you body, if you hold it in then it is bad for you. maybe someday some will realize that. Hamb918  

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