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Why do English officers wear Red Coats? ~~Angeleyez~~

  Author:  45948  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/2/2003 3:16:00 PM)
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As you know... A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.





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Date: 4/2/2003 3:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 38278    LOL!  
Date: 4/2/2003 3:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    HAHA!  
Date: 4/2/2003 3:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 50249    Brown pants for what? To camouflage the poop? LOL!!!  
Date: 4/2/2003 6:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 60395    geeze- i love that one *MusicGirl*  
Date: 4/2/2003 7:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL! goood one  

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