15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be ale to put the all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself type.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years - even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in - tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes - it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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