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How easy it is to be happy....SmoknJokes

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/2/2003 2:01:00 PM)
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A Jew comes to the rabbi and complains: "Rabbi, this is unbearable! I live in a single room with my wife and 5 children! The children quarrel, my wife shouts at them and at me, I..."

The rabbi interrupts: "Bring your mother to your house" "Rabbi, this is not..." "Do as I tell you"

So the poor Jew did. After two days he comes to the rabbi and cries "Rabbi, this is unbearable, absolutely beyond my powers. The children quarrel, my wife shouts at them and me, my mother shouts at her, they fight all the time..." "Bring a goat into your house. Do not say a word, do as I say".

So the Jew did. But already on the next day he crawled to the rabbi absolutely defeated, looking like a dead corpse. The rabbi didn't wait: "Go back home and get rid of the goat and your mother and come back to me tomorrow. Now!"

The next day the Jew came to the rabbi like a newborn. "Rabbi, you are the cleverest man on earth! I don't live in a house anymore. I live in a palace! The children play calmly, the wife is smiling..."

HOW EASY IT IS TO BECOME HAPPY

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Date: 4/2/2003 3:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756      
Date: 4/2/2003 3:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 60018    Haha! :P Lol that's funny   
Date: 4/2/2003 6:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 60395    LMAO i love that joke- *MusicGirl*  

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