A lil girl's mom just got out of a bad divorce with her daddy. So she goes up to her and asks her mom. Mom how come you and daddy got a divorce? Her mom sayd hunny ur to young to understand i'll tell you when ur older.
So the lil girl was kinda mad her mommy didn't tell her anything. So the next day she goes up to her mom. Mom how old are you and how much do you wiegh? Honey i can't tell ya cause when your older you'll understand why we adults don't say anything like that.
So the lil girl was all mad. Than she went back to school and she was talkin to her lil friend. And she told her. My mom won't tell me anything about herself. So than the lil girl's friend says bring in ur moms drivers liscense. And i'll tell ya everything.
So the next day the lil girl brings her mom's drivers liscense to class and shows her lil friend. The girl than gets home from class. And she sees her mommy. Mom I know you way 120 pbs and ur 47 years old. And i also know why daddy divorced you. BECAUSE You got a F in sex.
-------- A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car isparked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
"While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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