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*~* I'M GETTING MARRIED!!! *~* Hey,Hey,Paula

  Author:  53961  Category:(USM Events) Created:(4/1/2003 5:25:00 PM)
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Yep! I going to go and do it! Decided I have been single long enough and I decided if he wasn't going to ask me then I would do the asking. So I did, and he said yes!

I'm getting married in the morning,

Ding-dong the bells are going to chime,

Pull out the stopper,

Let's have a whopper,

But get me to the church on time.



I've got to be there in the morning,

Spruced up and looking in my prime,

boys come and kiss me,

Show how you'll miss me,

But get me to the church on time.



If I am flying,

Then shoot me down,

If I am wooing,

Get him out of town!



Oh, I'm getting married in the morning,

Ding-dong the bells are going to chime,

Kick up a rumpus,

But don't lose the compass

And get me to the church,

Get me to the church,

For Gawd's sake,

Get me to the church, on time!

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Date: 4/1/2003 5:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53961    APRIL FOOLS!!!  
Date: 4/1/2003 5:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 46486    One of those mail order husbands? lmao  
Date: 4/1/2003 5:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 49172    *fell... lol.. I can't type tonight..  
Date: 4/1/2003 5:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 49172    Durn you!!!! :P I feel for it *blushes*  
Date: 4/1/2003 5:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 49172    How great! Congratulations hon!!!!  
Date: 4/1/2003 5:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53961    Hook, line and sinker!  
Date: 4/1/2003 5:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    I was gonna say the exact same joke Lia said!  
Date: 4/1/2003 5:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    lol!  
Date: 4/1/2003 5:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53961    Hmm... This has given me an idea... Is this leap year?  
Date: 4/1/2003 5:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 50193    Next year is leap year  
Date: 4/1/2003 5:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 57830    LOL at the 'hook line sinker' haha!!   
Date: 4/1/2003 5:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 44321    A sad day april 1st is when we read everything and say yeah right LOL  
Date: 4/1/2003 5:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 15400    Congrats Paula. =D  
Date: 4/1/2003 6:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 53961    I'm getting married in the morning,
Ding-dong the bells are going to chime!
  
Date: 4/1/2003 6:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 59960    lol.  
Date: 4/1/2003 9:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    good thing it's 11;28 PM...seill April Fool's Day...I couldn't believe what I was reading, LOL thanks for the finale!  
Date: 10/4/2005 11:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    Got me..But then again it isn't april fools day, so i had a right to be tricked..lol  

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