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Blondes and BMW...From the recycle Bin of SmoknJoe

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/24/2003 9:29:00 PM)
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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It died."

After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."

She says, "How often do I have to do that?"

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One of these days a group of blondes are gonna find me and beat the crap outta me..... Just wait... Next up Brunette Jokes!!!

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Date: 3/24/2003 11:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Hey now! We will have none of the brunette jokes from yo Mr., as we understand them and your suit of armour won't be worth a hoot. LOL! J/K  
Date: 3/25/2003 5:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 46320    That is funny! Keep them coming! Be Good...  
Date: 3/25/2003 6:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL! Brunnette jokes...uh uh, i don't think so :P  

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