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The Ornery, Old Man Speaks His Mind About Food ¤Frankenstein¤

  Author:  47699  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(3/23/2003 8:16:00 PM)
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My grandson was eating some bean dip earlier tonight and he asked me what guar gum was. He had read the ingredients and that was one of them. I don't know what it is and I'm not sure that I want to. That got me thinking so I looked at my bottle of hot sauce and saw that it has something called zanthan gum in it. Gum is Juicy Fruit and it has no place in my hot sauce or in anybody's bean dip. I looked at the ingredients in several things we have in our kitchen and it was unbelievable. Did you know that toaster pastries contain pyridoxine hydrochloride? There's carrageenan in my coffee creamer. I don't know what artificial flavorings are made of or why we need them. I don't know what all of those chemicals, or whatever they are, are for. I think it's all just some sort of conspiracy and I've written to my Congressman about it. I also told him that my fish sticks are more stick than fish and my chicken nuggets are often more nugget than fish. I got a little mirror earlier today and took off all of my clothes. I looked everywhere and I couldn't find my sticks. I think I might have found my nuggets, though. I'm going to have to ask my doctor about that. My wife, God rest her soul, cooked for her family for over forty years and I don't remember her ever putting any dextrose, sucrose, fructose or partially hydrogenated anything in anything. What she made was real food. What's wrong with people these days?

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Date: 3/23/2003 8:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 61977    NOT the ketchup again....Geeze....Gotta love those nuggets LOL =)  
Date: 3/23/2003 8:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    Hmm I dont know..... I kinda enjoy my Vanilla flavored Agar frozen concoctions lol  
Date: 3/23/2003 8:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 53055    *reads back of label* Distilled vinegar, red pepper, salt. Ah, Tabasco, good, spicy, and not using any Spearmint.   
Date: 3/23/2003 8:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 53052    may i suggest NOT reading what yoru smokes are made of...  
Date: 3/23/2003 9:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 22721    Avoid reading the labels of pet food.........  
Date: 3/24/2003 6:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 61901    All these additives are a way to control the population, plus it is a money maker. The FDA is in control of the additives in processed foods, they also control the Drug companies... You See, the more people they can make sick with processed foods the more drugs they can sell to prolong their lives... But some get so sick they die...This is why they refuse to find a cancer cure...  

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