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Ladies, what come backs have you used ? *BichonFriseOwner

  Author:  22721  Category:(Discussion) Created:(3/23/2003 2:09:00 PM)
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Ever have some guy pester you ? He refuses to leave you alone, and soon you jusy want shake some sense into him. So, you come up with a remark that left him blushing or running scared. What have you said? Feedback is welcome. Thank you!

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Date: 3/23/2003 2:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 46527    I just tell them that 'My girlfriend wouldn't like to see you talking to me' and give them a sneaky wink....LOL!  
Date: 3/23/2003 2:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 59639    LMAO!!! Yea LSR i've used that one a couple times  
Date: 3/23/2003 2:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    I've definently used the lesbian excuse quite a few times. lol  
Date: 3/23/2003 2:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 48689    Hehee...well, If you don't care about him, Say, "Guess what? I don't like you!" but if you want to spare is feelings, say, "Well, I really would like to hang out with you, but shouldn't we wait until you hit puberty?"  
Date: 3/23/2003 2:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 54968    If they say, "Make me." I say, "I don't make monkeys, I train them." =)  
Date: 3/23/2003 2:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 53689    I saw a great comeback on a comic strip the other day. Man: Heaven must be missing an Angel. Woman: And evolution must be missing a link.
LOL
  
Date: 3/23/2003 2:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 57830    hahaha, i've never used the lesbian one! hahaha, thats hilarious! But yeah, i tell 'em something non-g-rated hahaha  
Date: 3/23/2003 2:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 44960    I could hold a seminar on come-backs! Since this is a G-Rated forum, then I shall exercise my 5th Admendment priviledges. (((HUGS)))  
Date: 3/23/2003 2:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 51635    Well, I am a lesbian and if they tell me that I just haven't met the right man yet, I tell them that they haven't either...  
Date: 3/23/2003 2:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 53689    LMBO!!! "they haven't either"!!! that is too good.  
Date: 3/23/2003 2:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 51635    Yeah, they don't usually know what to say after that and they go away LOL ...  
Date: 3/23/2003 3:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 8278    i had a guy come up to me once using literally every single pick up line possible. when he finally got to the "i have never in my life seen a woman as beautiful as you" line, i told him he needs to get out more often. the excange of pick up lines went on for about 2 hours (and, believe me they were horrible, tacky pick up lines. lol) unfortunatly, i ended up marrying the man. so maybe some people are saps for the cheap pick up lines. or maybe the man can be too persistant. LOL  
Date: 3/23/2003 7:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    i usually just smile and ignore them. but once i was at a club and these two guys would not leave me alone so i mentioned that i was sorry but i had a girlfriend .... their jaws dropped to the ground, it was so funny   
Date: 3/23/2003 10:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    I saw an ad once where this young guy comes up to this good looking woman who obviously is older than him and he says "where have you been all my life babe"...she says "well, for the most part of it you weren't even born", cracks me up whenever I see it...hugs  
Date: 3/24/2003 4:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    I always just say 'ok but let me call my fiance and see if it's ok with him first' LOL  

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