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I'm About To Lose Count! ¤Frankenstein¤

  Author:  47699  Category:(Discussion) Created:(3/22/2003 9:58:00 PM)
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The last time I posted anything about this here, I still had all of my hair, I still looked like Katie Couric (which is NOT a good thing) and I had talked to Penny, Zema, La Sorciere Rouge and Mrs. Mommie Nealy. I was going to talk with Thinker but it didn't happen for various reasons. I'm sure that it will soon. I plan to talk to LSR again before the weekend's over and just today, I talked to Firstborn for a few minutes. We had a few laughs (imagine that) and just generally had a good time. Call me. My number is: 1. Trust me. Just dial '1' and I'll answer the phone. (I'm laughing now and wondering how many will actually do that.) Actually, you could call me at my real number which is 911. Say something like, "Oh, my God! My baby just ate a razor blade!" or "This freak is about to beat me to death with a frozen pork chop," and I'll come running. There wouldn't be a great deal that I could do but, at least I could cheer you on or something. I don't know. Anyway, you'll know me. I'll be wearing a blue, short-sleaved shirt.

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Date: 3/22/2003 10:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 61977    1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Oh how I wish I could dial one....and get my post out so I could feel free as the sun. Try Rogaine LOL.  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...I tried dialing '1' and I got some "dating" service. I was disgusted! I also got a date for next weekend! Thanks, Frank! I always knew that you had a heart!  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    ...this tops it all for me...you win a million USM dollars!! great one Frank!  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    I know, MMN. The sun is my friend and it loves me. The sad thing is that it went on vacation to Mexico for six months. Hekler, I called a dating service once and they hooked me up with a really hot babe. We were supposed to go out and she said, "I'm sorry, Frank. I'd love to see you but I have a date." Uh huh. Some dating service! It makes you want to cuss, doesn't it?  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    I am so sorry frank, but I don't get it.  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:21:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, SC! Don't tell anyone but Hekler's my slave.  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...not only your slave Frankenstein, but I'll still work the streets for you! I have a brand new broom and I can really clean up!  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Hekler and you can sweep better than my granny ever could. There's much to be said for that. We should have you over for dinner some night. What do you think would go good with you? Lima beans or corn?  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...I'm really good with corn. I can eat so much of it that I'm getting close to trying to beat the Guiness world record. One day, I'll be a corn star!  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 35114    Gee Frankie you seemed really angry when you came over. Why did you come to my house with those big flashing lights on your car? 0_o Did I dial the wrong number? Maybe I should try again...  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    awwww my poor little brother has lost the plot!!!....lol!!!hugs  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:58:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ KN! Hekler, keep eating and bulk up a little bit. We might have a corned beef for our family reunion in a couple of months. LOL!  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:59:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ Zema. I know, sis. I'm senile and it isn't getting any better.  
Date: 3/23/2003 1:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 53558    What ever you are on, Frankensteina, will you send some my way, please. It might help me to sleepy at night. Lol.  
Date: 3/23/2003 1:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 3125    Drats Frank!! Why didn't you speak up as you guys were puttin those handcuffs on me? You must have heard them say something about me makin' pranks calls to 911. I ask if anyone of them were named Frank and was trying to play an early April Fools day joke on me, but one of them just looked at me and said..Frank-ly.. You are going to jail.   
Date: 3/23/2003 7:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 50249    LMBO!!! You are about to lose count, Frank? Well, I think you are about to lose your mind!! Great post! It made me laugh!  
Date: 3/23/2003 9:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 25756    LOL!!!  
Date: 3/23/2003 11:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 22721    LOL!  
Date: 3/23/2003 4:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao frank. 2 funny. 8^) huggs shay  
Date: 3/23/2003 4:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Oh my, I missed the fun, again... LOL @ you all.  
Date: 3/23/2003 6:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 14780    yall are killing me here....*giggles*  
Date: 7/2/2005 12:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 23101    LOL.. Very interesting Frank. :P  

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