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Election Time! ¤Frankenstein¤

  Author:  47699  Category:(USM Events) Created:(3/22/2003 8:57:00 PM)
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This is such a simple concept that I really don't feel the need to have to explain it here. Like I said, it's really simple. I'm going to give you two choices and all you have to do is vote. That's easy enough, right? Here you go:

1. George W. (the MAN) Bush

2. Saddam Hussein

Think before you vote. I'll see you at the inaugural ball.

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Date: 3/22/2003 9:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 60018    Lol wait, if this were a true ballet it would read 1) Saddam Hussein 2) Saddam Hussein :P  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:03:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Yes, PB, and instead of George Bush, it would say, 'Mr President'. I know that all of the left-wing, whining buffoons will read this and spout some vile, unpatriotic nonsense and I don't care at this point.  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 50758    yeah right! ginnie a break! ha ha ha  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 50758    i mena tto say Gimmie and break!  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 50758    I agrees with you Frank  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    SD, can you give me a break?  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 60018    Ut oh round 3ish!  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:05:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Yeah, I got it. Did you get it? So, cast your vote. Who would do a better job? Who would you like to see running this country right now?
  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 50758    what was this meant to be about anyway? heheh  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 52489    Nice try, Frankenstein! You forgot, though, there's always the write-in candidate! So, I vote for...John Anderson! --Arion1

P.S. You'll be able to spot me at the inaugural ball: I'll be wearing the white-tie-and-tails!
  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 34487    I agree, it's pretty easy and obvious. I'll take a number 1 please!  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 49172    3. None of the above  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 50758    oh ok that is what I thought!  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks for the party and the kind reception here, folks. It's good to be home.  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 50758    this is a good one because most people dont think about it that way.  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 50758    #1 obviously!  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...this might not work out too well in your favour. Floridians might once again swing the vote in favour of the war mongerer. It could turn out to be a close election. LMAO!  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 36901    LMAO@Hekler  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Hekler, as sick as it is to say (and I know that it's sick before I say it but I will anyway), I'd almost pick the bad guy over Al (the donkey's rear end, moronic slob) Gore.  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 52489    Hehehe. I've got a bumper sticker that reads, "Cthulu for President! Why settle for the LESSER Evil?" --Arion1  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Arion, Yog Sothoth would be a better leader than that. Don't ya think? Shub Negurah could be his vice. Sorry if I messed up those spellings there.  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 15675    I vote independent or I'll leave the country lol!  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...Frankenstein... Al Gore had charisma and an ability to think on his own thoughts. He would have been the first great president of the new millenium. I'd write more about his attributes but I'm laughing so hard further comment is near impossible to type.  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    oh great, thanks Frank...MAKE me vote Bush...no fair...*peaking between to fingers of overlain hand* :enter inaudible sigh' bush....OK, I did it, are you happy?  
Date: 3/22/2003 9:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...What you Yanks REALLY need is a good Frenchman like Chretien leading your country! He can't speak the language of the majority of the voters either.  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LMAO @ Hekler! Al Gore isn't fit to carry my neighbor's dog's feces to the trash can. He's a leader? He would lead us all straight into that strange place where Mr. Rogers lived wherever that was. "It's time to vote today, kids! Can you say that?...Vote? I knew you could."  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Hekler, the French are good for wine and cheese, otherwise, LMAO! "I take my white glove off now and slap you with it, you silly boy!"  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 61966    If I could vote for real I would vote for Bush, I hope he gets elected again! I think he's doing a fine job. -BreathingBody  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thank you, BB. He's a great man and I'm very proud of him and his efforts.  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    LOL..in Florida do I vote for the person I REALLY want?.or the "other guy"?.....well, as long as my vote counts for Bush. Think the peacenicks hate the fact the Iraqi's are RACING to surrender????  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 3125    Sorry Frank..I vote for neither..Hope some other candidates will be brave enough to go on the ballot. I don't hate Bush nor do I hate Gore. I considered both sides of the issue and felt that I didn't agree with either. Many were given the opportunity to vote for the lesser of the two evils or not vote at all. I think you have given us the same opportunity here.  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thank you, LSG. Rusure, you're an American and that's your option. You don't have to vote. Well, don't ya think good ol' George is a little bit better than a sadistic freak of nature, though? Can we, at least, give him that much credit? Don't get mad about anything that I just said or take it wrong. You know that I'm your friend and I value you highly. If I had been against you in any way, you would have seen that in a profile message. LOL!  
Date: 3/22/2003 10:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    can I do a write in for mickey mouse?   
Date: 3/22/2003 11:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Becky, Mickey's my little buddy. We've been out of touch for ages but if you talk to him, please tell him that he owes me for getting him out of jail for prostitution. It was a bum wrap but, hey, that's the breaks, ya know? That last sentence was written in garbled street slang from the '70's and sounded pretty ridiculous. Pardon my faux pas sil vous plait. Oh, Lord! I just made it even worse and had to bring another languaage into it. It was bad enough already. I'm sure that the French leader, Jacques Pepin in ashamed of me for that. I'm sorry. I surrender to your opposition of my statements here. Now pardon me. Julia Child and I are going to Burger King.  
Date: 3/22/2003 11:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 3125    Frank ole buddy, ole pal. You know that I'm your friend and I value you highly and I wouldn't want to hurt ya for nothing. I am sure we are both mature enough to understand that friends can disagree with one another and still come out best friends. Friends trust one another and have respect for each others opinions even if they disagree with each other in some issues. I have liked and respected you from the very beginning. Not just because you put up some very entertaining posts either.   
Date: 3/22/2003 11:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 3125    LOL @ ya for what ya said to Becky..That's funny.   
Date: 3/23/2003 5:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 46069    glad to be a Canadian right now.. I dont have to make that decision!  
Date: 3/23/2003 6:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 37101    George Bush because he once said "I'm not gonna fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt." He may have gone back on that word but.. I don't care. DA' BOOSH! -  
Date: 3/23/2003 6:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 37101    (da' boosh is not to be confused with da coach) -  
Date: 3/23/2003 8:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 50249    Oh my!! This is a hard selection! *looks weary and confused* Choice # 1 or choice #2? Which one? I have to decide! Man, why you put me in a situation like this? I am against the sword and the wall! George W. Bush... or Saddam Hussein? Oh my God! I can't believe it! This is a tough one, Frank! Ok, ok, I know! I have to make a decision here, a very important decision. My brains are in smoke now. Ok, I think I'll go with... *drum roll* *drum roll* *drum roll* *drum roll* Choice # 1! GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE WAY!!!!!!! YESSSSS!!!!  
Date: 3/23/2003 11:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 22721    #1. Kill number two.  
Date: 3/23/2003 11:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 11240    Well, "the MAN" insertion doesn't quite fit, IMHO. I think Barbara Bush wears the pants in the Bush family. God Bless.  
Date: 3/23/2003 3:38:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Rusure, I've always liked and respected you, as well. Of course friends can disagree and that's okay. Heck, my best friend is a Democrat. We never, ever discuss politics.  
Date: 3/23/2003 4:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 3125    Nananana.. I like you better!! (game my brother and I always play )  
Date: 3/23/2003 7:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    I like to see two USM'ers who disagree, do so respectfully. Friends are not always going to agree, andwe should be able to say how we feel, you know?-when asked a question, mean.  
Date: 3/23/2003 7:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    I agree with you on that, LSG.  

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