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Irresistible To Women............ (so very true, lol).....

  Author:  48989  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/3/2003 8:21:00 PM)
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A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."

The man says "Great! I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank account." Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here." Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women." Poof!

There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.



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Date: 3/3/2003 8:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL! metal princess  
Date: 3/3/2003 8:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 4233    hahahah thats funny!  
Date: 3/3/2003 8:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LOL cool  
Date: 3/3/2003 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    wooo hooo...LOL. Love,  
Date: 3/3/2003 8:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...a comment comes to mind that would probably be unsuitable for the masses...therefore, I shall restrain myself  
Date: 3/3/2003 11:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 3998    very cute! i have to try to remember that one! thanks for sharing! roseann  
Date: 3/4/2003 8:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 54532    LOL i heard that one before but its still cute.  
Date: 3/4/2003 3:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    Oh sure...  
Date: 3/5/2003 12:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 12103    lol this is awesome! GOOD POST!   
Date: 3/9/2003 10:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    LOL hahaha!!  

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