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Pesty and Testy..............~SpaceCase

  Author:  53836  Category:(Poetry) Created:(3/3/2003 7:40:00 PM)
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I've got nothing better to do
Than to sit over here and pick on you
Ask you questions left and right
Drive you crazy in the dead of night

But if you weren't sitting over there
I wouldn't have anyone, Papa Bear :(
So keep that recliner nice and warm
I'll keep pickin'-don't mean no harm

How many licks does it take
To get to the middle of a birthday cake?
How many bottles can be fed
Before our baby's first words are said?

How long does a woodpecker peck
Before he gives up and says 'what the heck'?'
How many times will you tie your shoe
Before our next phone bill is due?

One more thing before you call it a night
Do you ever wonder if I'm alright?
You know, in the head, right upstairs?
Nonetheless, I thank God for you every night in my prayers!

>SpaceCase<

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Date: 3/3/2003 7:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 61977    Another beauty Stacie. I would elaborate, but I have had another grand day. Mrs. Mommie Nealy  
Date: 3/4/2003 2:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Ahhhhh yes..The plight of the male animal. We're beasts of burden, sounding boards and all things in between..lol..Oh Lordy! A plug for us guys I think that you're just fine up there, SpaceCase. I love your poetry Write on..  
Date: 3/4/2003 5:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 46069    Hey Stacy.. long time no see.. girl you are one of the few who does have it all upstairs... dont let let the temporary insanity of 4 little boys fool ya... lol huggz  
Date: 3/4/2003 10:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 46320    How many times will you tie your shoe before the next phone bill? Hmmmmmm, I may just have to drive some people crazy with these questions. I love the poem Stacie. (what else is new?) Don't let the little ones get to ya! Be Good...  
Date: 3/4/2003 6:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 49976    That is such a cute poem :~) I like it
Hugs&Cookies
  

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