1. The Law of Common Sense .... Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist.
2. The Law of Reality .... Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
3. The Law of Avoiding Oversell .... When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
4. Law of Physical Displacement.... Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant
5. Legal Rights .... Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
6. Law of Probable Dispersal .... Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
7. Law Pertaining to Divorce .... Be a good housekeeper. When you leave him ... get a good lawyer ...keep his house You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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