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What's up with this???

  Author:  36185  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/3/2003 4:19:00 PM)
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I just received an email with some funny things that really make you think...

For example;

Why is it that drive-up ATM machines have Braille lettering?

And why is it that we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so that we won't miss a call from someone that we didn't want to talk to in the first place?

And why do we buy hotdogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8???

What's up with that?? I don't get it!! lol

Here are a few more...

Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

How come women can't put mascara on with their mouth closed?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, but dishwashing liquid made of real lemons??

Why is the man who invests all your money called a "broker"??

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!?!

There are tons more, but this is all I feel like posting right now :) They sure do make you wonder though!

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Date: 3/3/2003 4:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    ive heard some of these before...really funny and good points!   
Date: 3/3/2003 4:34:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 36185    Yep, funny thing is they're all true! And very weird... lol ~~Silence~~  
Date: 3/4/2003 8:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 22073    so true, yet funny. (USM Juggalo)  
Date: 3/4/2003 8:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    LOL.  
Date: 3/4/2003 9:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 36185    Thanks for the replies, guys! ~~Silence~~  
Date: 4/27/2003 2:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 52746    The hot dog N bun question came up in the film: The Bulletproof Monk... I forgot what the answer was.  
Date: 4/27/2003 11:21:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 36185    LOL If ya ever figure out the answer Sam, let me know...I'm curious...  

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